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Ek Kishan 1 murga leke aaya. Us murge ne aate hi 150 murgiyo ko chod diya.
Ye dekh kar kishan bahut khush hua. Sham tak us murge ne sari batakho (duck)or Baki janwaro kob chod diya,
ye dekhkar kishan kuch pareshan hua. Agle din jab subah hui to murga khet me mara pda tha
or upar giddh mandra rhe the. Use dekhkar Kishan bola, "mar gaya bhosdi k,
harkate b to teri aisi thi" tabhi murge ne ek aankh kholi or bola"chup madarchod inme se ek ko niche to aane de " )

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Santa apni Gaye(cow) ko pregnant karaane truck me apne Dost k Saand k pass le geya.
Kaam hone par Santa:Muze kaise pata chalega ki gaye pregnant huihai.
Dost:Kal subah agar gaye leti mili to samjho pregnant hai.
Dusre din gaye khadi mili to Santawapis usey truck me baithakar kaam karwa aaya.
5 din yeh silsala chala.
6 ve din Santa ki BV ne usey nind me se uthaya.
Santa:Kya hua gaye(cow) pregnant hui ?
BV: Woh toh truck me chadkar Horn baja rahi hai

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Ek baar ek ladka ladki sex kar raha tha...
Wahan pass hi pade fish tank mai se ek machli udd kar ladki ki chut mai ghus jaata hai
Or ek kachwa usski gand mai..
Subah dono bhaar nikal kar fish tank mai jaakar ek dussre se miltehai or machli kachwe se puchtii hai tunee andar kya dekhaa...
Kachwa:kuch nhi pura andherra thaa...kachwa machli se tune kya dekhaa..
Machli:mai andar gyii to puraa taalab thaa mai wahan teher ne laggi kuch derr baad wahan ek toppi wala aadmi aakar baaar baar andar bhar aara jaara thaa...jab mai usse maarne gyii to saala mere uppar thook kar chala gyaa.

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ek ladke ki maa roj use school chodne jaya karti thi. waha use ekgadha dikha jiska lund khada tha usne maa se pucha ye kya hai.
mom rply: kuch nahi beta
next day same kahani.
next day same kahani.
agle din wo apne papa ke saath gaya to usne pucha papa ye kya hai.
dad rply: ye bahut katarnak chij hai.
son: par maa to keh rahi thi kei kuch nahi hai.
dad: beta tere maa ke liye kuch nahi hai par apni to gand paad dega

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Girl check up ke liye gai, Doctor ki niyat khrab ho gai.
Doctor ne uske kaprey utarwaye.
Girl:- kiss kyu le rhe ho?
Doctor:Checkup ke liye
Girl:- Breast kyu daba rahe ho?
Doctor:- Breast cancer check karne ke liye.
Doctor ne kaam lagana shuru kar diya.
Girl:- kya kar rahe ho?
Doctor:- Aids checkup.
Girl:- Check kya karna hai. AIDS ki to dawayi lene aayi thi mein.

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Suhagraat ko pati patni se bolta hai Ijaajat hai?
Bibi:- Hai ji.
Pati poori raat kaam lagata hai. Bibi Bimar ho jati hai.
Pati bibi ko sasural chod kar wapas aane ke liye apni Saas se bolta hai- Ijaajat hai?
Ye baat sun kar patni chilla kar bolti hai- Maa Ijaajat mat dena, nahi to tumehari bhi Phaad daalega

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1 bacha school k toilet mein Muth mar raha tha k achank uskimiss ne toilet ka derwaza khol dia, bacha muskarata hua bola miss buht lambi umer ha apki.

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Aajkal Ke Ladke Ladkiya Sex Ke Liye Kitne Utavle Hai, Ye Baat Is Joke Se Pata Chalti Hai.
Ladki: “Aao Chupan Chupai Khelte Hai”
Ladka: “Chalo Chupo, Mein Doondta Hoon”
Ladki: “Agar Tumne Mujhe Dhund Liya To Mein Poora AnderLongi?”
Ladka: “Agar Main Na Doond Saka Toh?”
Ladki: “Aisa Na Kaho Yaar, Mein Chhat Pe Chupi Houngi“

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Pathan Biwi Se: “Aaj Hum Aage Se Sex Karega”
Wife Ye Sun Ke Khushi Se Salwar Utaar Ke Tangein Utha Ke Bed PeLait Gayi
Pathan: “April Fool, April Fool Banaya.“

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