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Raju Khatiya Kharid Ke Ghar Ja Raha Tha.
Sabir: Kitne Ki Laaye?
Raju: 800/-
Sabir : Marwa Aaye Gaand? 600 Mein To Yahin Mil Jaati.
Thoda Aage Ek Aur Dost: Kitne Ki?
Raju: 600/-
Harshi: Marwa Aaye? 400 Ki To Yahin Mil Jaati.
Fir Aage Ek Aur Dost: Kahan Se Aaye?
Raju: Gaand Marwa Ke.
Shubham : Achha, Khatiya Bhi Khud Ki Lekar Gaye The

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Sabse Pavitr cheez agar hai to wo hai Lauda-
Bcoz
Lauda
Bahut POLITE hai,
Hmesha Jhuka rehta hai.
Lauda
Dayalu hai,
Har Ladki ki Goad bharta hai.
Lauda
Asli Guru hai, Wo apne 2 Chelo ka
saath nahi chodta.
Lauda me saadgi hai wo choti si
Gufa me raat guzarta hai
Lauda Aadrniya hai
Wo har Naari ko dekh k khada ho
jata hai.
Lauda
Chahe kitna modo marodo usme
se Amrit hi niklta hai,
Jisse ye Srishti chalti hai..
Proud to be a LAUDA-Dhari..

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Teacher: “Transparent Word Ka Example Do”
Pappu: “Aapki Dress Mein Se Red Bra Dikh Rahi Hai”
Teacher Gusse Se: “You Bloody, Kuch To Sharam Kar”
Pappu Masumiyat Se: “Mam, TabhiTo Nahi Bola Ki Panty Bhi Fati Hui Hai.

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Lady (in Bus) - Thoda peechhe ho ke khade reh..
Man - Peechhe se log dhakka maar rahe hain..
Lady - Chutiye 4 baccho ki maa hun, dhakka maarne aur gaand maarne mein farak samajhti hun..

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Condom Salesman: Condom chahiye condom?
Customer: Cheap aur khushbudar wala hai toh de!
Condom Salesman: laude pe agarbatti ka plastic cover laga kar chod bhosdike!!

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Sabse Pavitr cheez agar hai to wo hai Lauda-
Bcoz
Lauda
Bahut POLITE hai,
Hmesha Jhuka rehta hai.
Lauda
Dayalu hai,
Har Ladki ki Goad bharta hai.
Lauda
Asli Guru hai, Wo apne 2 Chelo ka
saath nahi chodta.
Lauda me saadgi hai wo choti si
Gufa me raat guzarta hai
Lauda Aadrniya hai
Wo har Naari ko dekh k khada ho
jata hai.
Lauda
Chahe kitna modo marodo usme
se Amrit hi niklta hai,
Jisse ye Srishti chalti hai..
Proud to be a LAUDA-Dhari....:D

Teacher: “Transparent Word Ka Example Do”
Pappu: “Aapki Dress Mein Se Red Bra Dikh Rahi Hai”
Teacher Gusse Se: “You Bloody, Kuch To Sharam Kar”
Pappu Masumiyat Se: “Mam, TabhiTo Nahi Bola Ki Panty Bhi Fati Hui Hai.“

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Lady (in Bus) - Thoda peechhe ho ke khade reh..
Man - Peechhe se log dhakka maar rahe hain..
Lady - Chutiye 4 baccho ki maa hun, dhakka maarne aur gaand maarne mein farak samajhti hun.

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