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BIWI- chalo ji aaj sex karte hai...
PATI- ruko thoda condom dhund lene do na jaane kaha rakh diya....
BIWI- main to aapke is roz-roz k bahane se pareshan ho gayi hun,is se acha to aap LAMINATIONhi kara lo..

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Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk= Sign karo
Aurat= Kaise?
Clerk= PATI KO Jaise chitthi k aakhir me likhti ho
Aurat ne likha=
TOHAR LUND KI PYASI BiJLi

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TEACHER- Jab Ek Murga Murgi Ka Rape Karne Ki
Koshish Karta Hai To Murgi
Kya Kehti Hai..??
HARAMEE STUDENT:
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Fuck Fuck Fuckak
Fuckakaka Fuck..!

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Ek aadmi govt job ke liye interview dene gaya. Interviewer -
Aapki koi majburi to nahi?
Aadmi:- ji sir, asal me pehle main fauj me tha, jung ke dauraan
meri taango ke darmiyaan ek bomb phata aur mere TATTE ud gaye.!
Interviewer:- Ye to koi problem nahi...Monday se aap join kare.
Hum sab 9 baje aate hai, aap 11 baje aana.
Aadmi:-aisa kyun?
Interviewer:- Hum sab 11 baje takkuch nahi karte,
bas TATTE khujate rehte hai

BF aur GF dono hass rahe the tabhi GF achanak se chup ho jati hai.
BF : Kya hai?
GF : Kuch nahi
BF : Batao na kuch hua?
GF : Kuch nahi.
BF : Bata bhi do?
GF : Arrey wo hasste hasste meri thodi tatti nikal gayi...

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