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Ladki Chemist Shop Pe Jati Hai Aur Bolti Hai: “Aapke Pass 12 Inch Ka Condom Hai?”
Shopkeeper: “Haan Hai, Boliye Kitne Du?”
Ladki: “Arey Nahi, Mujhe Nahi Chahiye Par Mera Mobile Number Note Kar Lo. Jo Bhi Ye Condom Purchase Kare Usko Mera Mobile Number De Dena

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Ho rahi thi aadhi raat, Arjun ne thama Dropadi ka haath,
kaha tumhe jeet kar main laaya, phir tumko chodne ka sukh mere bhaiyo ne kaise paaya,
Dropadi boli Arjun tum ho Gandu, kyunki tumhaare pita they Pandu,
Maza toh aata hai lene mein Bheem ka, jaise ghus raha ho tana Neem ka,
Nakul Sehdev toh abhi bacche hain, chodan kriya mein abhi kacche hain,
kabhi zidd karte hain toh chuut dikha deti hun, dheere 2 muth maarna sikha deti hun,
Yudishthir toh hai brahmachari, jisne abhi tak bhi nahi hai meri chut maari,
tum maar lo meri gaand, kyunki ab ye chut hai bheem ke naam.

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S x Se Pehle Jab Ladki Kamre MeinAati Hai To Achanak Thokar Kha Kar Gir Jaati Hai
Ladka Pyaar Se Bola: “ Darling Aaram Se Jaanu Tumhe Chot Lag Jayegi ”
Or S x Ke Bad
Jab Ladki Kapde Pehne Lagi To Phir Gir Gayi
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.
..
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Ladka Gusse Se: “ saali kamini Andhi Hai Kya Dikhta Nahi Bar Bar Girti Rehti Hai “:-Dxxx.

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Her lady Sex k Time alag-alg bat krti h
Nokrni-Jldi kro malkin aa jaegi
Padosn-Dhire kro awaz bahr Na jai
Premika-thoda or kro
Biwi-Pankha kitna gnda ho gya

Ek jungle mein sare male janwar female janwaar ko 24 ghante chodte rahte the.. !!
Saari female jaanwar mil ke Brahmaji ke pass gayi aur vardaan mangaa ke kam se kam ek mahiney ke liye chudai se mukti miley !
Bramhaji ne SAB male janwaron ke laudey kaat ke unko token de diye aur boley ki ek mahiney ke baad token lanaa aur apna-apna lund le jaana.. !
Shaam ke time Bandar ped pe baitha tha..
Bandariya ne usey chedtey hue kaha:
"Chod
saaley,
bhenchod ! Ab chod naa mujhe"?
Bandar kuch nahi bola.
Bandariya fir boli"Chod na Bhadve, chod na behen ke laudey.."!!
Bandar ne ek choti si smile di aur bola:
"Ek maheena ruk ja haraamzaadi !Maine Haathi ka token churaya hai..."

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Ladki Chemist Shop Pe Jati Hai Aur Bolti Hai: “Aapke Pass 12 Inch Ka Condom Hai?”
Shopkeeper: “Haan Hai, Boliye Kitne Du?”
Ladki: “Arey Nahi, Mujhe Nahi Chahiye Par Mera Mobile Number Note Kar Lo. Jo Bhi Ye Condom Purchase Kare Usko Mera Mobile Number De Dena

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Ho rahi thi aadhi raat, Arjun ne thama Dropadi ka haath,
kaha tumhe jeet kar main laaya, phir tumko chodne ka sukh mere bhaiyo ne kaise paaya,
Dropadi boli Arjun tum ho Gandu, kyunki tumhaare pita they Pandu,
Maza toh aata hai lene mein Bheem ka, jaise ghus raha ho tana Neem ka,
Nakul Sehdev toh abhi bacche hain, chodan kriya mein abhi kacche hain,
kabhi zidd karte hain toh chuut dikha deti hun, dheere 2 muth maarna sikha deti hun,
Yudishthir toh hai brahmachari, jisne abhi tak bhi nahi hai meri chut maari,
tum maar lo meri gaand, kyunki ab ye chut hai bheem ke naam.

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S x Se Pehle Jab Ladki Kamre MeinAati Hai To Achanak Thokar Kha Kar Gir Jaati Hai
Ladka Pyaar Se Bola: “ Darling Aaram Se Jaanu Tumhe Chot Lag Jayegi ”
Or S x Ke Bad
Jab Ladki Kapde Pehne Lagi To Phir Gir Gayi
.
.
..
.
.
Ladka Gusse Se: “ saali kamini Andhi Hai Kya Dikhta Nahi Bar Bar Girti Rehti Hai “:-Dxxx.

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Her lady Sex k Time alag-alg bat krti h
Nokrni-Jldi kro malkin aa jaegi
Padosn-Dhire kro awaz bahr Na jai
Premika-thoda or kro
Biwi-Pankha kitna gnda ho gya

Ek jungle mein sare male janwar female janwaar ko 24 ghante chodte rahte the.. !!
Saari female jaanwar mil ke Brahmaji ke pass gayi aur vardaan mangaa ke kam se kam ek mahiney ke liye chudai se mukti miley !
Bramhaji ne SAB male janwaron ke laudey kaat ke unko token de diye aur boley ki ek mahiney ke baad token lanaa aur apna-apna lund le jaana.. !
Shaam ke time Bandar ped pe baitha tha..
Bandariya ne usey chedtey hue kaha:
"Chod
saaley,
bhenchod ! Ab chod naa mujhe"?
Bandar kuch nahi bola.
Bandariya fir boli"Chod na Bhadve, chod na behen ke laudey.."!!
Bandar ne ek choti si smile di aur bola:
"Ek maheena ruk ja haraamzaadi !Maine Haathi ka token churaya hai..."

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Ladki Chemist Shop Pe Jati Hai Aur Bolti Hai: “Aapke Pass 12 Inch Ka Condom Hai?”
Shopkeeper: “Haan Hai, Boliye Kitne Du?”
Ladki: “Arey Nahi, Mujhe Nahi Chahiye Par Mera Mobile Number Note Kar Lo. Jo Bhi Ye Condom Purchase Kare Usko Mera Mobile Number De Dena

***************************

Ho rahi thi aadhi raat, Arjun ne thama Dropadi ka haath,
kaha tumhe jeet kar main laaya, phir tumko chodne ka sukh mere bhaiyo ne kaise paaya,
Dropadi boli Arjun tum ho Gandu, kyunki tumhaare pita they Pandu,
Maza toh aata hai lene mein Bheem ka, jaise ghus raha ho tana Neem ka,
Nakul Sehdev toh abhi bacche hain, chodan kriya mein abhi kacche hain,
kabhi zidd karte hain toh chuut dikha deti hun, dheere 2 muth maarna sikha deti hun,
Yudishthir toh hai brahmachari, jisne abhi tak bhi nahi hai meri chut maari,
tum maar lo meri gaand, kyunki ab ye chut hai bheem ke naam.

***************************

S x Se Pehle Jab Ladki Kamre MeinAati Hai To Achanak Thokar Kha Kar Gir Jaati Hai
Ladka Pyaar Se Bola: “ Darling Aaram Se Jaanu Tumhe Chot Lag Jayegi ”
Or S x Ke Bad
Jab Ladki Kapde Pehne Lagi To Phir Gir Gayi
.
.
..
.
.
Ladka Gusse Se: “ saali kamini Andhi Hai Kya Dikhta Nahi Bar Bar Girti Rehti Hai “:-Dxxx.

***************************

Her lady Sex k Time alag-alg bat krti h
Nokrni-Jldi kro malkin aa jaegi
Padosn-Dhire kro awaz bahr Na jai
Premika-thoda or kro
Biwi-Pankha kitna gnda ho gya

Ek jungle mein sare male janwar female janwaar ko 24 ghante chodte rahte the.. !!
Saari female jaanwar mil ke Brahmaji ke pass gayi aur vardaan mangaa ke kam se kam ek mahiney ke liye chudai se mukti miley !
Bramhaji ne SAB male janwaron ke laudey kaat ke unko token de diye aur boley ki ek mahiney ke baad token lanaa aur apna-apna lund le jaana.. !
Shaam ke time Bandar ped pe baitha tha..
Bandariya ne usey chedtey hue kaha:
"Chod
saaley,
bhenchod ! Ab chod naa mujhe"?
Bandar kuch nahi bola.
Bandariya fir boli"Chod na Bhadve, chod na behen ke laudey.."!!
Bandar ne ek choti si smile di aur bola:
"Ek maheena ruk ja haraamzaadi !Maine Haathi ka token churaya hai..."

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‎1 Hakla Suhaag Raat Ko BIWI Sey:
Jaan, Mein Tujhey
Ch.
Chu..
Chuu..
Chuuu...
BIWI Kaprey Utaar Kar Boli:
Choomley,
Choosley,
Chaatley,
Chodley,
Magar Apni Chu Chu Band Kar Chutiye!' ....

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Srdr ne Railway Reservation form me Ling k jagah 6 Inch likha..
Lady Clerk-Ling kya likha hai,Kato isko
Srdr-Kitna?
Lady Clerk-Pura
Srdr-Maa chudao, me BUS se chalajaunga.

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Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti :
MADAM : shor mat karo nahi to khadda kar dungi..
Bachhe:
pehele mera..
pehele mera..
pehele mera.

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VERY HEART TOUCHING STORY
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Kutte Ka Bacha Apni Maa Se..;
Maa-Pitaji dikhne Me kaise the?
Maa rote huye-Pata Nhi Beta
Piche Se Aye The
Piche Se Hi Chale gaye.... :

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ENGG. 2 Docter :
Dr. mai apni BV ko chodta hu to andar jake lund teda ho jata h...
Dr. ko yakin nhi hota to engg. apniBV ko clinic me lekar
Dr. k samne chodta he
Kuch din bad kisi shadi me Dr. apne dosto k7 khada us engg ka mazak uda rha hota he k is bewkuf ne apni BV ko mere samne choda
Dusri taraf engg apne dosto k 7 khada Dr. ko dekh k hasta h
or kehta he
"Yar rand laya tha,Jagah nai milito iske clinic me jakar chod aya.

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