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Bhojpuri Hsbnd Suhagrat ko Apni Biwi Se Bola-
Aaj to HM tohaar Maa Chod debe.
Bhojpuri Biwi Apna Ghagra Utha kboli "auur ee k ka tohaar Baapu aai k Chodi"

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Woman- Dr. abhi mujhe kuch dinotak bacha nhi chahiye.
Dr- ye le lena.
Woman- pani k sath ya doodh ke sath?
Dr.- bhen ki lodi ye condom h, lund ke sath lena h

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Santa...Yar gadhe ke sar pe seeng hote to kya hota?
Banta...abe sala abhi to pichhe se hi marta h, agar aisa hota to sala aage se bhi marna suru ho jata

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The best ever English to hindi dictionary for guys:
xcuse me= sun chutiye;
stupid= abe gandu;
get out= Nikal bhosdike;
I m in problem = Yaar Loude lag gaye;
I am scared= gaand phati hui hai yaar;
Where r u= Abbey Kahan maa chuda raha hai;
Would u like to have this= lega laudu;
Not possible!!!= chal bhosdike;
He is a very bad person= Bada madarchod hai;
I'm sorry = maa chuda;
Where r u? = kahan gaand mara raha hai?;
I 4give u! = muh mei le le;
No = ghanta;
Too small= jhaant barabar;
Too big= gaandfaadu;
Difficulty= gaand faat gayi;
We rock= maa chod di;
And finally the best one:
Dost= laude

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GIRLS put makeup, lots of creams ,sexy perfumes & they make the best hairstyle EVER.
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Finally guys look at them and say:
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BHENCHOD GAAND DEKH SAALI KI .

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Arz kiya hai
Nangi nangi pussy mein penis fisal gaya
Gaur farmaiyega
Nangi nangi pussy mein penis fisal gaya
Aur Dono tatte pareshan
Ki ustaad kidhar gaya.

Ek Bus mein sab seats pe mard baithe thhe
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Aur ek LADKI khadi thi kaffi der baad wo boli
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kaisa zamaana aa gaya hai chut Khadi hai aur LUND Baithe hai.

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