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Ek budha BLUE FILM dekhte hue zor se hath ko jhatakne laga
Boy-kya hua baba?
Budha-iski Maa ko chodu sala...15 sal bad lund khda hua to BHENCHOD hath sunn ho gaya

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Husband- roj roj paalak ki sabji khilati ho main tang aa gaya hun.
Wife - paalak main iron hota hai ji.
Husband- to kya meri gaand se TMT sariya nikalwayegi??

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Do Ladkiyaan Aadhi Raat Ko Ghoom Rahi Thi.
Ek Ko Dar Lagne Lagaa To Dusri Boli- Dar mat, Apna Konsa Koi Lund Ukhaad Lega....!!!!

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Blue film Dekhte Hue Bivi Pati se Boli-
Aap Us Aadmi ki Tarah Itni Zyada Der Q Nhi Kr Sakte?
PATI-Pagli wo Uski Bivi nhi he,
Or Tu Apni Behan se Puchh.

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Ek baar class main inspection hotihain..
Headmaster sahib aate hain...
Sawaal karna shuru!
Headmaster: "Bachoo Hamari body ka sabse naram part konsa hain"?
Jab koi jawab nahin deta to master Tinku ki taraf ishara karte hue -
Headmaster: "Tinku tum is ka jawab do"!!
Tinku: "Master ji hamari body ka sabse naram part hain GAAND, kyon ki, agar hame thand (cold) lag gaye hum kehte hain 'GAAND Phat gayi',
Garmi lag jaya hum kehte hain 'GAAND phat gayi',
thoda chalna pad jaye 'GAAND phat gayi',
Rona aa jaye 'GAAND phat gayi',
Homework karana ho'GAAND phatgayi'...
Headmaster ko gussa to aata hainlekin tinku ka jawaab bhi sahi hain to woh kuch nahin kehta....
Phir sawaal...karta hain...
Headmaster: "acha aab ye batao ke, Ladki ki jab shaadi ho jaati hain to woh Doli ke time roti kyonhain" Phir koi
jawaab nahin deta.....
Master phir Tinku ko jawaab deneko kehta hain.
Tinku: " Master ji aap itne bade master, gyani or Samajhdar AGAR
AAPKI KOI
400KM GHAR SE DOOOOOR LE JAA
KAR GAAND MAREGA TO AAPKO
RONA
NAHIN AAYEGA?
Master ji ko phir bhut gussa aata hain lekin tinku ka jawaab bhi thik hain...isleye woh use kuch nahin kehta.
Master phir sawaal karata hain...
Headmaster: "Acha bachoo agar main aapko tisri aankh lagane ki shakti doon to tum kahan lagwaoge"
Koi bacha kehta hain sir pe,
koi kehta hain mooh main,
koi kehta hain pet main,
Koi kehta hain kaan pe...
Master ko koi bhi answer acha nahin lagta hain to woh Tinku ko phir khada karta hain...
Tinku: " Master ji main tisri aankh haat ki badi wali ungli main lagawaoonga"
Headmaster: " Kyon Tinku"
Tinku: " Main usko aapki GAAND main dalke ye dekhoonga ke aisa kaun sa kida aapki GAAND main Bhatak raha hain jo Salla har Sawaal mujhe hi se pooch raha hai

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Teacher: Btao bachho ki is dunia ki sbse halki cheez kon si hai....????
Santa: Mam lund...jo sochne se hi uth jaye to usse halki cheez kya ho skti hai....

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Ustaad or chele workshop me kaam kar rahe the, ki Light chali gayi..
,
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Ustaad- chotey 10 ka Panna de..
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Aaaaaaah....abe kuttay hath me de

Wife ko yaqeen tha ki pati & Naukrani me sex Relation hai.
Dono ko 1 sath pakdne k liye plan bnaya
or Naukrani ko chupke se chutti pe bhej diya.
Raat ko pati ne pet Dard ka Bahana kiya or toilet gaya &
wife Naukrani k Bed Pe ja k so gayi or Light off kar di
wo silently Room me aye or sex krne laga
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Sex k baad wife boli - Tum Mujhe Yaha dekh k SHOCKED hoge
or light on kar di
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watchman Bola - Madam Aap ?!!!
Moral - zyada smart bnne wala aese hi chud jaate h

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Muhaware:
1.Gaand khujana- Chintan karna.
2.Gaand ghisna- Parishram karna.
3.Gaand dikhana- Samasya se door
bhaagna.
4.Gaand me ungli karna- samasya
utpann karna.
5.Gaand jalna-
jalan hona.
6.Gaand fatna-
Dar jana.
7.Gaand maarna- Dushmani nikalna.
8.Gaand marwana- Gulami karna.
9.Gaand me titar ka baal-Jyada
active hona.
10.Gaand pe laat padna- Reject
hona.
11.Gaand me ghusna-Chamchagiri
karna.
12.Gaand mein keeda hona- Itna
lamba post padhna..

Pappu Bachpan Mein Bada Hi Shaitan Tha, Aur Badi Sharate KiyaKarta Tha
Ek Din Uske Rishtedari Mein Ek Shadi Thi.
Santa: Preeto Iss Shart Par Shaadi Mein Lekar Jate Hai Ki Wo Kisi Se Bolega Nahi.
Pappu Shart Maan Kar Shadi Mein Aa Jata Hai, Aur Sharat Ke Mutabik Kisi Se Nahi Bolta,
Lekin Thodi Hi Der Mein Ek Aadmi Pappu Ki Shikayat Lekar Santa-Preeto Ke Paas
Aa Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai,
Aadmi: “Aapka Bachha Bahut Hi Gande-Gande Ishare Kar Raha Hai”
Santa: “Kis Tarah Ke Ishare Kar Raha Tha?”
Aadmi: “Pehle To Usne Hath Mein Lund Bana Kar Dikhaya, Phir Hath Mein Chut Bana Kar Dikhayi Aur Uske Baad Hath Se Chodne Ka Ishara Karne Laga”
Santa Ne Pappu Ko Bulaya Aur Usko Bahut Danta Aur Pucha: “KyaGande-Gande Ishare Kar Raha ThaBe Tu?”
Pappu: “Main To Hath Se Lund Bana Kar Inse Puch Raha Tha Ki Aap Ladke Walo Ki Taraf Se Ho Kya?”
Jab Ye Kuch Nahi Bole To Mene Chut Bana Kar Pucha Ki Aap Ladki Walo Ki Taraf Se Ho Kya?
Jab Ye Dono Baar Mein Kuch Nahi Bole Tab Mene Inse Ishare Mein Pucha: “Jab Ladka Aur Ladki Kisi Bhi Side Se Nahi Ho To Yaha Kya Gand Marvane Aaye Ho?“

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All eggs in women decided to fight against sperms.
They waited with guns in the pussy.
That night no one came.
Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai...

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A Husband and Wife had an argument on who,
their son Loves more, mom or dad?
So They decide to throw a stone at the son from far to see who does.
He call for help,if he shouts ''Mummy, mom wins
and if he shouts ''Daddy'', Dad wins.
So,they throw a stone at him n the Boy shouts,
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Kaun hai re Bhenchod ?

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