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Beta:- Papa ye sex kia hota hai?! Sardar thinks "Oye Bahencod ye kia puchh lia Bete ne"?! "pr btana to padega"! after that he says:- Beta, sex me hum Ladki ke kapde utarte hai, phir apne kapde utarte hai, phir Ladki ko pas me lete hai, uske Boobs dabate hai, phir wo humara Lund choosti hai, phir hum uski Gand me ungli karte hai, phir tel laga ke Ladki ki chut me Lund dal ke hum Lund andr bahar karte howay use chodte hai, ye hota hai sex ..!! Beta:- to mai Admission form me kia likho ???? !!!!
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ek ladki ladke se boli naam hai mera madhubikni
chut hai meri itni chikni makhi
bathe to fisal jaye tu kya tera baapbhi na chod paye
ye sunkar ladka bola-naam hai mera billu badshah
jaha par lund pade khadda khud jaye
tu kya teri maa bhi chud jaye

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Pathan our sardar ny aik bachi laany ka plan bnaya dono ny aadhy aadhy paisy mila liye.
Pathan khusra ly aaya.
Sardar:yar ma pechy sy karun ga.?
Pathan:thek ha?
Sardar ny shalwar utaar kr pechy dala ?
Pathan ny aagy sy shalwaar nechyki tn khusry ki luli latak rahi thi?
Pathan 2 Sardar ?
O yara thodra bhar nikal aagy sy bahar aa gya ha.

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Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha,
Madam: “Translate This Sentence In Hindi – Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees”
Munni Sharmate Hue: “Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye“

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Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha,
Madam: “Translate This Sentence In Hindi – Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees”
Munni Sharmate Hue: “Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye“

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Boy: Tu kitne baje uthti hai?
Girl: Apna koi time nahi hai. Jab dilkare so jaati hoon, aur jab dil kareuth jaati hoon
Boy: Naughty! Tu bilkul mere LODEpe gayi hai..

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Customer- bhai saheb dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar (lauda khujlate huye)- haan hai.
Customer- to behen k lode, us se haath dho ke 1 kilo cheeni dede

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Beta-Papa, Ye "Sex" kya hota hai ?
Santa thinks oye bahenchod ye kya puch liya bete ne, par batana to padega.
Aftr that he says- Beta, sex me hum ladki k kapde utarte hai fir apane kapde utarte hai, fir ladki ko pas me late hai uske boobs dabate hai fir vo hamara lund chusti hai, fir hum uski gand me ungal karte hai, fir tel laga k ladki ki chut me lund dal k hum lund ander bahar karte hue use chodtehai.
Ye hota hai sex.
Beta- Admission form me kya likhu?

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Sardar: Yar teri suhag raat kesi guzri?
2nd:Yar buht maza Aya!
Sardar:Yar phir b bata na!
2nd Sardar:Yar pehli bar nangi larki dekhi
Uff 3 bar muth mari!

Paper Dene Or Sex Karne Ke Baad Sari Girls Ki Feelings Same Hoti Hai:
Kitna Lamba Tha Na
Kash Thora Time Or Mil Jata
Tooba Pehle Kitna Dar Lag Raha Tha
Phir To Pata Hi Nahi Chala Kab Ho Gaya
Uff Teen Ghante Tak To Meri Saans Hi Band Ho Gayi Thi
Aagay Ka To Theek Tha Peechay Ka Kitna Mushkil Tha Na.

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Miss: Batao Bacho! Hansne Ka Opposite Word Kya Ho Ga?
Girl:'SEX'
Miss Gusey Se: Kese?
Girl:
Hansna Hota Hai
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Aur Sex Hota Hai
aH aH aH aH

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1 Sharabi ka LUND FACTURE hone pe Hospital Laya Gaya.
Dr- Ye kaise Hua ?
Sharabhi - Me Uski maa chod Dunga Jisne Diwar Pe NANGI LADKI Ki Tasvir Chipkai thi..

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LADKI NE LADKE K UPER SU SU KR DIYA.
LADKA-aye chanchal shokh hasinaa ye kaisi nadaani hai?
LADKI-tum jiske liye taraste ho ye usi jheel ka paani hai

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Girls hostel ka guard roz daru pine ke baad gali bakta tha
Mera nam jivanlal, kiski chut me kitne baal ?
Ek ladki sunkar boli: meri chut me itne baal ki phas jayega jivanlal.
3 dino tak sunne ke baad..
Jivanlal: goli chalegi thaaye se, chut
phategi baye se, jal jayenge sare baal, bach niklega jivanlal

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Why dis Chodaveri di?????????
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Why dis Chodaveri Chodaveri Chodaveri di..
"Gf in my Room Room,
Wearing Bra white white,
Nipple color light light,
Mine Lund Tight Tight"
Why dis Chodaveri Chodaveri di..
"Hand la Bra,
Bra da Boobs,
Boobs full milk.
Wetty choot,
Lund cum,
Sex like silk.
Boobs Boobs
Sexy Boobs,i want suck now..
Choot Choot
Wetty Choot,i want fuck now"
"Guys m fucking now,she's screaming now..
This msg is for everyone,we dnt have choice"
Why dis Chodaveri Chodaveri di

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Dr : Aapka pati mar gaya hai par uska Lund khada hai.
Wife : Kaat k uski hi Gaand me dal do
Dr : Kyu ?
Wife : Pure Gaon me wahi 1 hole bacha hai jahan wo nahi Daal paya

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Ek Hijde ne Viagra kha liya.
Sharir ke Andar se Aawaz Aayee"Mafi Chahte Hain...!
Aap ke System me Yeh Suvidha Uplabadh nahi hai.
Error :No HARDWARE PRESENT!"

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NON-VEG SMS KA BAAP...
Ek Indian USA se apni AMMI kophone karta hai.
KHAN: AMMI Jaan! muje AIDS ho gaya hai.
AMMI: Tu wapas mat aana BETA.
KHAN: kyo AMMI
AMMI: agar tu aaya to Teri BIWI koAIDs hoga,
Teri BIWI se tere BHAI ko
Tere BHAI se NOKRANI ko,
NOKRANI se tere ABBA ko,
Tere ABBA se teri MAUSI ko,
Teri MAUSI se tere MOUSA ko,
Tere MOUSA se Muje,
Muj se hamare DRIVER ko,
Driver se teri Behen ko
Aur Agar teri bahen ko ho gaya tosaare GAON ko ho jayega!
Tuje mera vasta
Saare GAON ko bachale BETA.. mat aana..

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Banta to santa:
Aapko air hostess ne
Thappad kyun mara?
Santa: maine puccha ki
Susu karnae ki jagah kaha hai,
Wo boli pichhe
Maine kaha pahle to aage hua karti thi

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Wife : Suno ji, kutte ko kaise pata chalta hai ke kutiya ka mann kar
raha hai??
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Husband : soongh ke.
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Wife : Toh Behanch0d, tujhe jhukaam hai kya

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Santa-tere papa doctor hai, aur tu bimar ho gaya! saram ki baat hai
Banta-saram ki bat to yeh hai ki tere papa condom bechte hai or tu phirbhi paida ho gaya.

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Suhagrat me puri kosish k bawjudL@nd ghusa nhi pati-Tuje pehle kisine nhi Kiya?
BV-Teri ma ki ch#t,bh0sdike Jisne b KIYA Meri ch@ddi utar k KIYA...

suresh(ramesh se)-yar ye apne colony ke sharma ji bahut bure insan hai.
Ramesh-kyo kya hua??
suresh-yar mai unse sidiya mangne gya to enkar kr diya.
Ramesh-sidiya kyo chahiye tha tujhe.
suresh-yar apne colony me ut aaya tha...sidiya lga ke ut ki gand marni thi.

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Bacha:
Ammi main ne school ki copy pr tail lagaya hy
lekin phir b jaldi jaldi kaam nhi horha
Ammi :
Pagal ye tm se kis ne kaha?
Bacha :
Aap khud hi to raat ko abu se kehrahi thi k
agr Aap thora sa tail laga lein,
to kaam jaldi ho jaAega.
"Hor swao bachyan nu naal"

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BIWI-ah, uh, thoda aur, thoda aage, thoda left, thoda sa aur, bas bas thoda sa right aur
PATI-Maa ki lodi chudwa rahi hai ya loda parking me lagwa rahi hai

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Dulhe ki Baraat me LIGHT pakadnewali
ek Aurat
Dulhe k Paas jakar Uske kaan
me Dhire
se boli-
'"Mujhe pahchana"
80 Rs Me Mujhe Niptaye the.
20 rupaya baki he.

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Dulhe ki Baraat me LIGHT pakadnewali
ek Aurat
Dulhe k Paas jakar Uske kaan
me Dhire
se boli-
'"Mujhe pahchana"
80 Rs Me Mujhe Niptaye the.
20 rupaya baki he.

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Pehle Honeymoon
Aur
Dusre Honeymoon mein kya Farq hai?
Pehle Honeymoon mein Biwi bolti hai,
"OH MY GOD,
HOW BIG IT IS"!
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Dusre mein ye baat
Pati bolta hai.

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Rosy Aunty: Beta Mummy Ghr Pe Hkya?
Bachha Sprite Pite Hue: Apko PapaSe Chudwna H Na.? Aa jao. Papa Ghar Pe H.
Sidhi baat. No Bawkas

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Sunny Leone enrolled to Learn Hindi.
Teacher: "Chaddar dekh ke pair failana"
isko english me translate karo.
Sunny Leone: "I spread my Legs when I see a Bed"

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thoda lamba hai par bahut mazedar h....ek bar ki baat hai.ek din birble aur tanseen sath baithe the.to tanseen ne birble se kha..yar mujhe akhbar ki biwi ke boobs chusne hai...to birble ne kha theek hai tumhara kam ho jaega par mai ye kam karne ke 1 lakh rupee lunga..tanseen ne kah theek hai...agle din birble ne akhbar ki biwi.ke bra mai khujli kapowder dal diya...mumtaz..jo ke akhbar ki.biwi thi..pareshan ho gai.fir turant akhbar ne.birble.ko bulaya aur is samasya ka.hal poocha toh birble ne kha.ki jo aadmi kamal ka gata ho usse iske boobs chuswao..akhbar ne tanseen ko bulaya..tanseen ka kaam hone ke bad.birble ne kaha la mere paise tanseen ne inkar kR diyA..fir birble ne kaha madarchod.mujhe pata tha ki tu aisi hi harkar karega isiliye maine akhbar ke underwear mai bhi powder dala hai sabar rakh abhi bulawa aata hi hoga

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Biwi ne Kurti utari,Sexy nazar se Santa ki tarf dekte hue Salwar bhi utar ke boli- Pata hai na,kya karna hai???
Santa- Ghanta,main raat ko kapde nahi dhounga.

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Admi Apni Bivi K Samne Muth Mar Raha Tha.
Bivi Apni Choot Pe Hath Ferte Hue Boli -
Haaye Ram,
Samne Washing Machine Hai or
Koi Hath Se Kapde Dho Raha Hai

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GAZAL-E-SEX
Mai teri baahon me aana chahti hu...
Apne honth tere honthon se milana chahti hu...
Apne gore tan se utaar k sab kapde,
Mai tere bistar ko sajana chahti hu..
Tuje apne bobo ka nazara Dikha k,
Unhe tere haathon se dabwana chahti hu...
Apni dono tangon ko thora sa khol k, Apni mast chut Dikhana chahti hu..
Meri chut ko sehlana tum apni zuban se, Aaj is ka lutf Bhi mai uthana chati hu..
muje tum bistar pe lejakar ragar dalo...
QyuKi aaj mai
Sirf chudwana chati hu...
chudwana chahti hu... chudwana chahti hu...

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