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Q- Ladkiyo Ke N!pples Ke Aas-Pas Small Dots Kyu Hote Hain?
Ans- Ye Andhe Bhaiyo K Liye Uparwale Ne “Braille Lipi” Me Likha Hai Kripya Yahaa Chuse…

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BOYS or GIRLS k bat krne me kya fark hota hai?
Girl-yaha kya kr rahe ho
Boy-yaha kya maa chuda raha h
Girl-maine aap ko kya kaha
Boy-maine konsi teri GAAND marli
Girl-aap itni tez kyo chal rahe ho
Boy-teri GAAND me aag lagi h kya
Girl-woh teacher ki respect karta h
Boy-ye to teachrs ki GAAND me ghusa rahta h
Girl-Us ladki ka character acha nahi
Boy-ye to RAAND h
Girl-tum to bahut murakh ho
Boy-tu to LODU h
Girl-darr lag rha h
Boy-Gaand fat rhi h
Girl-maje mat lo pls
Boy-ungli mat kr bhosdi ke
Girl-aaj to ghar walo se dant padi
Boy-aaj to lode lag gaye bhenchod.

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A girl writting leter to principal!
To
The gandu principal,
gelchoda School,
chootanpur.
Sir,
Main aap k school ki 8v class me pdhti hoo. Pr mere bobe bade hone k karan mujhe 10v class me bitha diya. Pr class k ladko ne mil ke meri chut mar li jiska mujhe afsoas nahi h balki bahut mja aya.Pr unho ne meri gand b mari,jo k bahut dard kar rahi hai.Is liye mai 2din skool me nahi aa sakti..
Fatt gayi kachi..
chud gayi sachi..
Aap ki pyaari
randi bachi

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EK LADKI Ka ZERO FIGURE DKH K GAALIB ne arz kiya h
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"Na Gaand h na seena hai"
wah! wah
"na gaand h na seena hai"
MAA KI laudi YE KESI HASEENA hai

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‎1 kiasaan luti hui izzat ki haalat me gaaon me aaya.....
Laundo ne poochhaa : Kyaa hua??
Kisaan : Shehar me anaaj bech raha tha "gehoon le lo..gehoon le lo"
Kamino ne samjhaa.....
"Gay-hu-le-lo....gey-hu-le-lo

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Ek Din Santa Apni Scooter Par KahiJaa Raha Tha.
Traffic Signal Par Usne Apna Sir Khujaya Lekin Helmet Utare Bina,
Yeh Dekh Kar Uske Bazu Wale Ko Ajeeb Sa Mehsus Hua, To Usne Santa Se Pucha...
Aadmi: “Are Bhai Apka Sir Mein Khujli Ho Rahi Hai To Helmat Utar Ke Khujao”
Santa: “Abe Bhosdike, Teri Gand Mein Jab Khujli Hoti Hai To Kya Tu Pant Utar Ke Apni Gand Khujata Hai

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Ek baar santa ko hichki aayi.....hichki k saath paad bhi nikal gaya.....
Santa : kamaal hai !!!! yaad karne waale ne toh gaand hi phaad di..

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In a plane ek baccha aur ek scientist saath baithe the.
Scientist- Kuch baat kare, to time pass ho jayega.
Baccha- Kis topic pe?
Scientist- Nuclear power pe?
Baccha- Theek hai, par mere ek sawal ka zawab do pehle.
Scientist- Pucho.
Baccha- Bakra, Saand aur gadha, teeno ghaas khate hai. Phir bhi Bakre ka lund itna chota, Saand kaitna patla aur gadhe ka itna bada kaise hota hai?
Scientiest- *Chakra ke* Mujhe nahi pata. :P
Baaccha- Bhosadiwale ,Pata lund ka bhi nahi hai aur behas nuclear power pe!

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Girls Hostel Mein Ladkiyan Haggey Macha Rahin Thi..
Sab Cycle Chala Rahin Thi Aur ChillaChilla Ke Randapa Macha Rahin Thi..
Warden Ki Jhantein Sulag Jati HainAur Wo Kehta Hai:
"Behen Ki Lodiyon Agar Ab Halla Kam Nahi Kiya To...Tumhari Maa KaBhonsda...Sabke Cycle Pe Seat Wapis Lagwa Doonga

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LADY...Jewelry shop me aik"Heerey ki Ring" dekhne k liye jhuki to unka Pad nikal gya,
Lady ne shrmindgi se idar udar dekha toh usky peechy SALESMAN khada tha
SalesMan, nehayat professional andaz
GOOD DAY MAM, how may i help u
Lady, Ye smajhte huay k isne Pad nhe suna:
Ye khobsurt RING kitne ki he?
SalesMan:
Mam, agr RING sirf dekhne se apka PAAD nikal sakta he,
to me apse shrt lagata hun k mene is ki kimat bata di to apki TAtti nikal jayegi

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Santa: Ye kaunsa station hai?
Boy on pltform: Teri maa ki choot bhosadi k niche aake dekhle, bhen ka loda nawab ban raha hai!
Santa: Chalo bhai, GHAZIABAD aa gya

Santa: Ye kaunsa station hai?
Boy on pltform: Teri maa ki choot bhosadi k niche aake dekhle, bhen ka loda nawab ban raha hai!
Santa: Chalo bhai, GHAZIABAD aa gya

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Chor ne dhudhwale ko nanga karke ped se bandh dia aur usko sari bhainse le gya...
Subah logo ne use khola to usne bhains ke bachde ko khub mara..?
Logo ne kaha is bejuban ko kyun mar rahe ho..
Dudhwala- ye bhenchod 4 mahineka hogya ha par gandu ko 'than' aur 'lund' me fark nahi malum.
Maa chod di raat bar chuus chuuske.

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Santa ki sadi hui suhag rat ke waqt wo apni bibi ko piche se karne laga
bibi-suniye ji aage se karte hai.
Santa-tumhe kaise pata.
Bibi-jab me colledge me thi mujhegunde utha kar le gaye the unho ne aage se kiya tha.
Santa-sale ye gunde bahut confuse karte hai jab mujhe le gaye the piche se kiya tha.

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A very Clean Poem::B-)
Vo soti rahi main karta raha,
Intzaar us ke jawab ka;
Abhi uske haath me rakha hi tha ke choot gaya,
phool gulab ka;
Usne kaha piche se nahin aage se karo,
deedar mere husn-e-shabbab ka;
Usne kaha bada maja aata hain jab andar jata hai,
kano me ek ek lafz tere pyar ka

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Ek ladki ne jor se kaha
Abdul teri maa ka bhosda, madarchod...
Paas khade sadhu ne kaha beti aisa nahi bolte hai, kya baat hui.
Ladki boli-usne mere boobs dabaye.
Baba ne boobs dabakar kaha - aise dabaye..
Ladki - haa baba, phir usne mere kapde khole.
Baba ne uske kapde kholkar bole -aise.
Ladki - haa baba
Baba - is par gali dena shobha nahi deta.
Ladki - phir usne mujhe litakar chod diya.
Baba ne chodkar bole aise choda.
Ladki - haa baba
Baba - isme bhi gali dena shobha nahi deta.
Ladki - baba usne chodne ke bad bataya ki use aids hai.
Baba :- abdul madarchod..... Teri maa ka bhosda..

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Sir 2 stud- Sab 1-1 doha sunao,
Pappu pahle tum sunao..
Pappu- Chidiya bathi ped pe,
Usne diya mut, Pintu ki ma ki chut..
Sir- Sabaas very gud,
Ab pintu tum sunao..
Pintu- Kabutar baitha neem par usne diya mut,
Pappu ki ma ka bhosada
Or master ki ma ki chut..

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Call Girl Ne Arz kiya:
'Dheere-Dheere' Karo Sanam,
Mandi Ka Zamana Hain.IsS Chhoti Si JAGAH Se Zindagi Bhar Kamana Hai"

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SIX ya SEX:
Utha k Maro to SIX
Leta k Maro to SEX
Bahar Gaya to SIX
Ander Gaya to SEX
Dono Hath Upar to SIX
Dono Pair Upar to SEX
Enjoy 'IPL' with ' I-pill

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Beta -Papa jab aap chote the tab dadaji aapko marte the.
Papa -ha
Beta -toh ye khandani chutyagiri kab band hogi.

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Best Reply Given by a true Friend when asked to Pay the bill of Canteen...
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<) . (>
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Lauda Le Le Bhosdike

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Chota kid apni pant kholkr Gf se-tere pas h kya aisa wala?
Ldki-apni skirt kholi aur muskurtehue kaha Maa ne kaha h aisa walah to waisa wala boht milega

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Girl:- main hu ladki jheel ki?
chut meri steel ki??
chod sake na hathi ghode??
tu kya chodega maa ke lode... ?
Boy: Naam he mera pappan pillo? lund ka wait he 56 killo. jameen par maru to kuwa khud jaye.Tu tokya teri maa bhi chud jaye....

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Once Santa opened his dairy shop...
At 1 in the afternoon one beautiful lady came to his shop and asked
"Sardarji , pau (bread) hai; Sardarjipau hai pau"
Santa :- han to kya land pe khada hun bhenchod

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ek baar ek ladka apne mohhalle mein aayi ladki ko dekh k rone lagta hai
wo ladki uss ladke se puchti hai kiq ro rhe ho wo kehta hai ki mujheaaj tak chut nhi mili
to wo ladki usse chut de deti hai chut lene k baad wo ladka hasne lagta hai toh ladki puchti hai ki q has rhe ho toh wo ladka kehta haiki maine aise hi ro ro ke pura mohhala chhod diya..

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Santa Delhi ke ek kothe par gaya& bola: Mujhe Rita se milna hai...
Mousi: Woh ek baar ke 1000 Rs leti hai,
Santa: No prblem...
Santa ne Rita k saath sex karke 1000 Rs de diye...
Next day fir Rita se sex karke 1000 Rs de diye...
3rd day bhi sex ke baad 1000 Rs diye,
Rita: bade dildar ho, kahan se aye ho?
Santa : Ludhiana se...
Rita: waha to meri behan bhi rehti hai...
Santa : Malum hai, usi ne 3000 Rs diye the aur kaha tha meri behan ko de dena...
This time Santa rocked

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Wife Nayi Transparent BRA Lekar Pati K Saamne Pehenkar Khadi Ho Gayi.
Pati-Badi SEXY Lag Rahi Ho...Lauda khada kar diya.
Wife-Dukandar Bhi Yahi bol raha tha.

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School Mein 400 Meters Ki Race Mein Ek Ladki Ladkon Se Jeet Gayi.
Teacher Ne Agle Din Class Mein Ladki Se Puchha.
Teacher: ?Ye Kaise Kiya??
Ladki Haste Hue Boli: ?Mam Simple, Main Pichhe Se Salwar Niche Kar Ke Bhagi

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Boss Apne Room Ki Chair Pe PasarKe Betha Tha Aur Uski Pant Ki Zip Khuli Thhi.
Secretary Kisi Kam Se Andar Aayi Aur Usne Uski Zip Khuli Dekhi Aur Boli
Secretary: ?Sir Aapka Garage Ka Gate Khula Hai?
Boss: ?Oh Achha!, Tumne Kuch Dekha To Nahi Na??
Secretary: ?Ji Dekha?
Boss: ?Kya??
Secretary: ?Ek Scooter 2 Pucture Tyres Ke Sath Khada Thha?

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Chor ne dhudhwale ko nanga karke ped se bandh dia aur usko sari bhainse le gya...
Subah logo ne use khola to usne bhains ke bachde ko khub mara..?
Logo ne kaha is bejuban ko kyun mar rahe ho..
Dudhwala- ye bhenchod 4 mahineka hogya ha par gandu ko 'than' aur 'lund' me fark nahi malum.
Maa chod di raat bar chuus chuuske.

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Santa ki sadi hui suhag rat ke waqt wo apni bibi ko piche se karne laga
bibi-suniye ji aage se karte hai.
Santa-tumhe kaise pata.
Bibi-jab me colledge me thi mujhegunde utha kar le gaye the unho ne aage se kiya tha.
Santa-sale ye gunde bahut confuse karte hai jab mujhe le gaye the piche se kiya tha.

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A very Clean Poem::B-)
Vo soti rahi main karta raha,
Intzaar us ke jawab ka;
Abhi uske ...
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