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Beti - Main maa ban ne wali hu. Maa-kamini, Kaha jaake chudva k aayi he?
Kiska lund muh me leke aayi he?
Kis ki lassi chut me bharwa k aayi he?
Padhne ki umar me kaha gand marva kaayi he?
Bol warna chut me cement dal k pack kar dungi...
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Beti(rote hue)- School k natak Me"MAA" ban ne wali hu

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Aik boy aur girl sex kar rahe the ke aik bacha dekh leta hai.
Bacha-Mujhe b karne do warna main apke Papa ko bata dunga.
Ladka-Le yaar tu b karle.
Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par uska khada hi nahi hua.
Bacha chaddi pehnte hue bola:
Maa ki Choot Duniyadari ki. Jo kaam galat hai wo galat hai.
Main to bataunga=

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Patient: Gand Main Dard Hay
Dr: Main Hath Dalta Hun Batana Kahan Hain
Patient: Andar Aur Andar, Aur Andar, Han Yahan
Dr : Behen ke ode, tera To Gala Kharab Hai..

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3 College Ki Ladkiya Aapas Mein
Baatein Kar Rahi Thhi
Aur Ek Dusre Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi
Ki Unmein Kitni Garmi Hai
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1st Saheli: “ Meri Chut Itni Hot
Ki Press Karlo
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” 2nd Saheli: “ Meri Itni
Hot Ke Chai Bana Lo .”
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Teesri Husne Lag Gayi To Uski Friends Ne Pucha Has kyu Rahi Ho
To Vo Boli:
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“ Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi Meri Itni HotHai Ki Meri Gaand Me
Bhutta Daalo Aur Choot Se Popcorn Lelo

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Ek Ladki Ki Mochi Se Shadi Hui
Suhagrat Ke Agle Din Dulhan Ki Saheli ne Us Se Pucha.
Saheli: “Bata Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?”
Dulhan Gusse Se:
“Ghanta Rahi, Usne Aate Hi Meri Choot Aur Gaand Dono seal
Kar Diye Aur Bola, Aur Bata kaha kaha Fatti Hai?“

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Priyanka Chopra(after sleeping with SRK and disappointed with his size)-
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'You are right !!
Don ka pakadna mushkil hi nahi, naamumkin hai !'
jo nahi samajhe unke ghar par pogo channel toh aata hi hoga....

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2012 ka sab sy harami Bachaa...
Dukandar se bola..?
"Uncle soooji hai....?"
Dukandaar- nahi Beta sooji nahi hai..
Bacha- to UNCLE Dukaan kya Marwane ke liye khulwai hai....?
After some days...
Baccha- Uncle Sooji hai???
Dukandaar- Haan beta sooji hai
Boy- To itni marwa kyu li jo sooj gayi

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SALIM : humein toh apno ne loota,gairon mein kahan dum tha,
meri kashti bhi wahin doobi, jahan paani kam tha !!!
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Anarkali : Tum toh the hi GAANDU,tumhari gaand mein kahan dum tha,
waha kya MAA CHUDANE gaye the,jahan paani kam tha

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LIC Agent: "Sardar ji, aap policy le lo".
Aapke bachchon ko paise milenge"
Sardar:"agar bachche na ho to?"
Agent:"aapki biwi ko milenge"
Sardar:"agar biwi na ho to?"
Agent:"Maa Baap ko milenge"
Sardar:"agar wo bi na hon?"
Agent:"Fir bhen, bhayion ko milenge"
Sardar:"Koi aisa tariqa btao k paise mujhe milen?"
Agent:"Aap nahin ley sakte"
Sardar:"yeh to policy na huyi,
'MERI gaand' ho gayi,
jo har koi le sakta hai,
Sirf main nahin le sakta..

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Pati - aaja sex karte hai
Patni - no
Pati - car launga
Patni - no
Pati - jebar la dunga
Patni - no
BETA - meri gand mar lo . Cycle hi la dena

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16 saal ki RANDI beti apni maa se: Maa yeh PYAAR ,ISHQ , MOHABBATkya hai ??
Maa : Beti tum in sab baton mein na aana, yeh sab FREE MEIN CHODNE ke bahane hai

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A girl in an interview room :
Boss: Bataao woh kya cheez hai jiske 2 wheel hain ?
Girl : Motorcycle
Boss : Nhi, Honda motor cycle
Boss: Accha batao, woh kya cheezhai jiske 4 wheel hai ?
Girl : Car
Boss: Nhi, toyota car
Girl gusse se: Ab tu bata...woh kya hai jiske charo taraf baal aur beech mein ched hai ?
Boss : Choot
Girl : Nhi bhosdi, Teri maa ki choot.

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A girl in an interview room :
Boss: Bataao woh kya cheez hai jiske 2 wheel hain ?
Girl : Motorcycle
Boss : Nhi, Honda motor cycle
Boss: Accha batao, woh kya cheezhai jiske 4 wheel hai ?
Girl : Car
Boss: Nhi, toyota car
Girl gusse se: Ab tu bata...woh kya hai jiske charo taraf baal aur beech mein ched hai ?
Boss : Choot
Girl : Nhi bhosdi, Teri maa ki choot.

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One mouse was fucking an elephant in a coconut farm, one coconut fals on elephants head.
Elephant- Ouch.
Mouse: ouch vauch kuch nai gandu apna shot to aise hi hota hai.

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1 admi bank me aate hi - Bhenchod! mere ko a/c kholna hai.
Lady Clerk - Sir, Tamiz se baat kijiye.
Admi - Tamiz ki maa ki chut. A/c kaun kholega?
Clerk manager ko complaint karnegayi.
Manager - Kya problem hai aapko?is tarah baat nahi kar sakte..
Admi - Bhenchod mere ko 100 crore ki lottery lagi hai, iski maa ko chodoon! kahan rakhu ye paise?
Manager (muskurate hue) - Aayiyesir, aap is Raand se baat mat kijiye. Main aapka a/c open karta hun..
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Moral: TARGETS are always first priority.

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Snat to a girl - Whats ur name?
Girl - Carmen
Santa - Ye kaisa naam hai?
Girl - Bcoz i like car & men, so i'm Carmen. What's ur name?
Snata - Pussinder Singh Boobiya

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Girl: Mei hu ladki jheel ki, fuddi meri steel ki, chod sake na hathi ghode, tu kya chodega maa ke lode....
Boy: Naam hai mera haider ali, Lund mera great khali, Jahan gire khaai khod du, Tu toh kya teri maa, bahan bhi chod du.

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Muddat ke baad dekha to badli hui thi woh..
Naa jane kya Hasda hua. sahmi hui thi woh..
Usne mujhe dekh ke apna Chehra to chupa liya..
Par uski Chaal bata rahi thi ki CHUDI hui thi woh

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Ek poorana joke....
Ek baar ek chuhaa naariyal k khet me ek hathini ko chodh raha thaa....
Tabhi achanak hathini k sir pe ek naariyal gira........
Hathini zor se chillaayi......ooouuchhh......
Tabhi chuhaaa bolta : Ooouchh wooouchh kuchh nahi....hum toh gaand faaad dete hain..

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Gand ke muhaware
1.Gand khujana-Chintan karna
2.Gand ghisna-Parishram karna
3.Gand dikhana-Samasya se dur
bhagna
4.Gand me ungli karna-samasya
utpana karna
5.Gand jalna-irshya karna6. Gand fatna-Darr jana
7.Gand marna-dushmani nikalna
8.Gand marwana-gulami karna
9.Gand me titar ka baal-bhhut jyada
active hona
10.Gand pe laat maarna-reject karna
11.Gand me ghusna-chamchagiri karna
aur
12.Gand me kida- joke chahe jitnalamba ho-pura padhna!

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Girl: Mom aaj 1 ladke ne meri 1 chuchi dabayi.
Mom: Tune usko chata nahi mara?
Girl: Mujhe achanak gandhiji yaad aa gaye aur maine dusri chuchi aage kar di

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Rape case
Vakil-Aap bta sakti he kaun tha?
Girl-Raat me dikha nhi,koi bahar ka tha
Vakil-Kese pta?
Girl-Itna bada hmare mohalle me kisi ka nhi.

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Poem by a girl :
Main aayi shehar me logo ne mujhe ghoora,
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Bra khol mera doodh pee gaye poora,
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... Ramu chacha aaye or mera daam bol diya,
Kuch kahu uske pehle mera nada kholdiya, .
Unki harkat bahut acchi thi,
Agle hi pal unke hath me meri kacchi thi,
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Bed pe chaadar rang birangi thi,
Kuch hi palo me main poori nangi thi,.
Unke paas na i-pill na nirodh tha,
Mere man me bas isi baat ka virodh tha,
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Main darti rahi aur karti rahi,
Chudne se pehle jitna khil khila rahi thi,
Bed pe utna hi mai chilla rahi thi,
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Lund unka meri chut ki waadiyo me kho gaya,
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Ab niche dekhiye aapka bhi khadaho gaya

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Santa ki suhag raat pe Light nahi thi. Santa Naukar se bola, tu Lalten pakad mai sex karta ho! Naukar ne Lalten pakdi aur Santa sex karne laga! Santa ne Wife se puchha:- maza aaya? Wife:- nahi! Santa ne phir koshish ki aur phir Wife se puchha:- ab mza aaya? Wife:- nahi! Santa Naukar se bola ye Lalten mujhe de! mai pakadta ho tu sex kar!! Naukar sex karne laga! jab kaam khatam howa to Santa ne Wife se puchha:- ab mza aaya? Wife boli:- han! bahot mza aaya!! Santa Naukar ko thappad maar ke bola:- dekha chutiye! aise pakdte hai Lalten ..!!

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2 Man in a Wedding function, 1st:- Lo kuch din phle hi meri godi me kheli thi, aur aaj iski shadi hai! 2nd:- aap dulhan ke Baap ho? 1st Nahi! dulhan ka Boss

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Nipple se tapak raha hai pasina Bhigi hui Gand hai aur lath path hai seena ab tum hi btao dosto aisi garmi me koi kaise thoke Haseena!

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zada tar Ladko ko Touch screen phone pasand nahi hota hai! jante ho kio? ab jinhe dabaane ki aadat pad gai ho unhe sirf touch karne me kahan maza aaye ga!

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ek Lady Dentist ke pas gai check krwane. Dentist check kar ke bola:- kia aap Oral B karti ho? Lady:- ji Doctor sahab, Oral Bhi karna padta hai! uske bina mere Husband ka khada hi nahi hota!! ab aap hi btao ke dirty soch Doctor ki hai ya Lady ki????

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