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• All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
• We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
• I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
• When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
• Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
• Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
• First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
• Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!
• Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.
• Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
• Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams..
• Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?
• If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…
• Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!
• Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry...
• CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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• I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
• Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already! been sightings of UFOs
• For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
• Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!
• Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry, Butch, and Jimmy.
Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?
Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss
• friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx


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