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sun smyl - Animated
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~NICS SECRETS~

A sMiLe mAkeS uS l0k y0uNgeR Wyl PraYeRs mAkeS uS fEL sTrOngeR & FrenDs,tHey mAkE uS eNjoY LyF 4eVr

¤If ur stressed, u'l get pimples, f U cry, u'l get wrinkles, so why dont U read my jokes...smile & surely u'l get dimples hehe!

@@@@@@@@@@@ (2 boys fighting) -One day, I was going to the market, when as I was on my way, I saw 2 boys fighting & I ask them...what's the matter? 1 of them answered, matter is anything that has weight & occupy space...whaaaaat?

¤(Little boy ask his father)Daddy, how did I come into this world? The father answered; listen carefully son,...mom & dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restroom of the cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. When dad finished uploading, we discovered we did n0t use firewall. Since it was 2 late to cancel or delete, 9 months later we ended up with a virus!!!¤

¤(Graduation day speech) "Tonight i am graduation, i invitation U all 2 eat our house coz I know someday I will eat your house too. I will die 5 chickens, 3 girls & 2 boys to eat U all & I will ask my father to cook my mother...thank U!!! Hehe bow...¤

¤Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, swt words r nice 2 say. Bt, mind U, swt people r really hard 2 find....my goodness, hw d hell U manage 2 find me¤
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¤Aim 4d stars but first aim 4 their bodyguards¤
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¤(most sensitive)-Q - What s the most sensitive part of the body when masturbating? Ans- the EARS! Why- to hear incoming footsteps...
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¤Unlike others...ur brain s a masterpiece. It hs 2 halves; d left & d right. The left hs nothing right in it & the right hs n0thing left in it¤
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¤What's brown & crispy on d outside , white & creamy on d inside?...8s animal joke lol....Ans - cockroach!
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¤Commerce professor asks the student, what s the most important source of finance 4 starting business? Student- "Father-n- Law sir!
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¤Behind d hills of difficulty lies a valley of success, within a valley lies a river of hope.........dwn d river u'l find....crabs, frogs, fishes..¤
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¤(wedding ring) - "Mali ata ang pgkakasuot m ng wedding rind m kumare?" tanong ng kaibigan sa knyang kalaro s mahjong. "Okay lang yun, mali rin kasi ang napakasalan ko eh", sagot nya!
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¤(maling akala).... Kahit walang bilib sa hula, sumubok s Pedro n mgpahula..dalawa ang anak m ngayon, sabi ng manghuhula hbng bnbsa nito ang palad nya.."yun ang akala m", sumbat ni Pedro. "Para s iyong kaalaman tatlo ang anak k sa misis k". "Yun ang akala m", singhal nman ng manghuhula...
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¤Do u know d similarity bet dinasaurs & decent girls?...both dnt exist!¤
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¤Beauty s n0t hw U look. It s n0t hw handsome U are. 8s n0t Ur figure too. Beauty s the innerself...so mind 2 change ur underwear daily...
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¤What's d diff bet a kiss, a car & a monkey? A kiss s so dear, a car s too dear & a monkey s U dear....hehe
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¤(a diet that works)..."I'm so depressed & i cnt get any dates", said d 300lbs man 2 hs doctor. "I'v tried everythng 2 lose weight". "I thnk I cn help", said d doctor. "Be dressd & be ready 2moro morning @ 8am". Next morning, a beautiful woman n a skintight exercise suit knocked on d man's door. "If U cn catch m, U cn have me", she said...& she took off. The man huffed & puffed af2r her. This routine happend n exactly d same way each day 4d next few months. 1 day, d man realizd he had lost 115lbs. He felt cnfident that he wld catch d woman d next day. The following morning, he whipped open his front door & found a 300lbs woman n a jogging suit waiting 4 him. "The doctor said 2 tell U, she began, "that if I can catch U, I can have U".
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¤(and my FAVORITE....The statistics on sanity r that one out of every 4 persons s suffering frm some sort of mental illness. Think of Ur 3 best friends....if they're okay, then it's U..
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¤Teacher: what r d people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know! Teacher: they r called Turks, now what r the people of Germany called? Student: Germs...
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*Sincere apology: F U dnt like any of my jokes, or dnt like 2 read or f my sms disturb U, then...dnt hesitate plz...feel free 2 throw ur mobile...hehe lol!


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