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Joke sms+Sardarji(santa-banta) sms


Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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A young boy enters a barbershop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barberputs a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

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these are the magic fishes
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these can swim in ur mobile screen. Can't believe? Put ur phone into water, then these'll swim.

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
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Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s motto was:
We make your dreams come true…
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Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane.
You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499
Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,
all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer isin the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it
because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died, Why?
Applicant: Err....I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child.
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Santa was weeping at a grave,
"Why did you die?
Why did you die?
Your death ruined my life."
Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply?
A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?
Santa: My wife’s first husband.
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Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabelis not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it
Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed!
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Teacher- Tomorrow There Will Be a Lecture On SUN
Santa- I Will Not Be Able To Attend It
Teacher- Why?
Santa- My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far.. !
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Santa calls up "white house"
Santa: "I want to be the next president of USA"
Obama: "Are you an idiot??"
Santa: "Why??
is it Compulsory?
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Santa call to FM Radio:- I havefound wallet with Rs15000 of Mr.Shyam
RJ:- Sir you want 2 return it ?
Santa::- Nahi re...I want 2 dedicate a sad song 4 him..!!
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Husband says: When I am gone you will never find another man like me.Wife replied: What makes you think I would want another man like you!!
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A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city...
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wifetry it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
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Teacher: What
should be in a
book to make it a
bestseller?
Santa: A girl on the
cover and no cover
on the girl.
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Teacher: What
should be in a
book to make it a
bestseller?
Santa: A girl on the
cover and no cover
on the girl.
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Lady to inspector
Santa: My husband
went to buy
potatoes 5 days
ago, he hasn't
come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u
cook something
else.
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Boy-do you want to go out
with me? Girl-NO!!!! Boy-did
you hear what I said? Girl-
yeah, do you want to go out
with me Boy-yes!!!
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When I was young I used to
pray for a bike, then I realized
that God doesn't workthat way,
so I stole a bike andprayed for
forgiveness.
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Banta: When I get mad at
u, u never fight back. How
do u control ur anger?
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur
toothbrush.
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Santa: Oye! Banta what r u
doing yar?
Banta: Recording this
baby’s voice.
Santa: But Why?
Banta: When he grows up,
I shall ask him what he
meant by this…
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Santa was going to
Bombay. While the plane
was landing he was so
excited and shouted:
“Bombay… Bombay”
Air hostess said: “B silent”
Santa: “Ok. Ombay…
Ombay”


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