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Pants Paper

What kind of pants are YOU?!

Do u wear Willy Huggers? If u wear these 4 too long,ur voice goes all highn squeaky...
Posh Pants: Sometimes with these,ur willy can come peering out of them without u noticing...but theyre silky!
Grandad Pants: mEN who wear grandad pants havnt the tiniest chance of pulling,but theyre probably more interested in gardening anyway.
YFront pants! The ultimate king!dnt mess!pmpl.x
Posing pants: Posing pnts r worn by men with tiny willies who dont think they can pull without wrapping their bits up lyk a parcel,.
Up yer bum pants: Lardy bottoms do NOT look good in these!
Granny pants: Ppl who wear these r usually v.shy abott showing their bottoms..
Pulling pants were invented to make men´s trousers explode!
Work pants: Skanky mank pants that would luk better on ur math tutor with pedigree chum breath,that u wear when u jst cannot b arsd in the slightest.
Love pants: Awww...flowery! Bless.
Mummy pants: ONLY wear these if uv been doin it with the same person for AT LEAST, and i mean it...ten years...

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