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♥♀Death Bed Confession♀♥

There was a man who had four kids, all gorgeous, except for the youngest one, Craig, who was nothing short of gruesome.

While on his deathbed, the husband asked his wife,"Marie, tell me one thing. And please be honest. Am I Craig's father?"

"Yes, honey,"replied his wife."I promise you, Craig is 100 percent yours."

"I can die a happy man. Goodbye my love."and the man peacefully passed away.

Marie gave a big sigh and said quietly,
"Thank heaven almighty he didn't ask me about the other three."

ha ha ha..
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The house maid asked for a pay
increase. The wife was very upset about
this and decided to talk to her about the
raise.
Wife: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay
increase?
Maria: “Well,Madam, there are 3
reasons why I want the increase. The first
is that I iron better than you"
Wife: “idoit Who said you iron better than
me?”
Maria: “your husband told me so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason is that I am a
better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a
better cook than me?”
Maria: “your husband did”
Wife : “Oh he did, did he?”
Maria: “yes and the third reason is that I
am better than you in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through
gritted teeth asks, “what??????? And did my
husband say that as well.let tha useless
man come home today he will learn a
lesson ?”
Maria: “Relax madam… it is the gardener
told me that.”

Wife: “So how much do you want?”
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Ladki:- mat kar mera picha 1
din pachtayega ..
bhar college k tu chole bhature
ki shop lagayega..
.
.
.
. .
Ladka:- tu mat thukra mere
pyar ko, 1 din pachtayegi,
usi chole ki shop pe bartan
manjti nayar aayegi
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