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♥♀Laws Of Life♀♥

1) Law Of Telephone : When You Dial A Wrong Number, You Never Get A Busy Tone.
2) Law Of Mechanical Repair : After your Hands Become Coated with grease your nose will begin to itch.
3) Law Of The Workshop : Any Tool, When Dropped, Will Roll to the Least Accessible Corner.
4) Law Of The Alibi : If You Tell The Boss You Were Late For work becauseYou Had A Flat Tire, The Next MorningYou Will have a flat tire.
5) Bath Theorem : When The Body Is Immersed In Water, The telephone rings.
6) Law Of Encounters : The Probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
7) Law Of The Result : When You Try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, It Will.
Law Of Bio mechanics : The Severity of the itch is inversely proportional tothe reach.
9) Theater Rule : People With The Seats At The Furthest From The Aisle Arrive Last.
10) Law Of Coffee : As Soon As You SitDown For A Cup Of Hot Coffee, Your Boss Will Ask You To Do Something Which Will Last Until The Coffee Is Cold.
11) Law Of Proposal : After U Accept AProposal You Will Get A Better One


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