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♥♀A Little Wid Talk♀♥

<>Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss kartehue dekh leta hai. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle, Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo height me kam reh jata hai, Baccha pareshan ho kar.“Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari”Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!!
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<>Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha Maa ne pocha Mere laal ko kya chahiye? Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk? Bachcha: Bas Ek sanam chahie aashqi ke liye..!!
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<>A nursery boy proposes a girl: I Love U. Gal Replies: Ek thapad marungi khichke. boy Replies Mukka to jese tu khaygi nahi phir? badhi aayi thapad marungi.
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<>5 saal ke bacche ne pyar ki paribhasha likhi: Pyar chaddi mein huyi su-su jaisa hota hai, jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par khudko feel hota hai. 7)1 Bachche ne shivji se cycle mangiuse cycle nahi mili usne mandir se ganesh murti churai aur 1 letter rakh diya agar bachcha wapis chahiye to cycle le anaa.
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<>Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer: Teacher: What is your mother’s name? Kid: Kabhinaam nahi puchha, Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu.
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<>Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher:Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna!
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<>A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling,“If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,“If my dad was an elephant andmy mom a girl elephant I wouldbe a little elephant.”The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid,“What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”The kid smiles and says,“I would be a bus driver!”
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<>Cutest Proposal by A Boy Boy: Can you please close your eyes for a moment? Girl: Ok, Done Boy: Thanks, What a darkness isn’t it? Girl: Yeah Boy: That is my life without you. 12)2 Judwa Bachche.. 1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha.. 2nd Udaas tha. Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho. Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha 13)Bacha: MissMain Apko kaisa lagta hoon? Miss: soooo sweet Bacha: To phir Main Apne parents ko Aap ke Ghar kab Bhejun? Miss: wo kyun? Bacha: Ta k wo Humari Baat Karain Miss: kya Bakwas hai? Bacha: Tution parhney k eliye…Miss Aap bhi na cable dekh dekh ke kharaab ho gai hain.
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<>Bacha apni Dadi se: Kya hm hamesha 5 hee rahay ge? Aap, papa, mom, behan, aur mein? Dadi: Nahi! jab tumhari shadi hojaye gi to hm 6 ho jain ge. Bacha: phr bahen ki hsadi ho gi to hm phir se 5 ho jain ge naaa ?? Dadi Peyaar se: Nahi jb tumhara beta paida ho jaye gaato ham phir 6 ho jain ge. Bacha: Phir jb aap marr jayen gi to hm phir se 5 ho jain gy, Dadi: Lakh di lanat tery Hesab te, Kutty deya putraa…So ja chup ker ke.
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<>Mom to her 7 year old kid lets practice maths ok? lets startwith addition. Example Your GF gave u 2 candy and 2 ice cream Whats ur answer?


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