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Dollar, Diesel, Daaru, Doodh and Dudhi (Lauki)
Everything @ Rs. 60/-
When UPA II came to power,
Rupee was trading at around Rahul's age.
Now it is trading at Sonia's age.
And the way things are going, don't be surprised if it soon trades at Manmohan Singh's age!
The Indian government is contemplating to raise the retirement age considering Rupee's frequent flirtation with the 60 mark!
Only sane people wear DOLLAR or EURO brand underwears because they know that RUPA is very risky - it may go down anytime!
Earthquake - Call the army
Floods - Call the army
Terrorist attack - Call the army
A child stuck in a borewell - Call the army
When it's opening ceremony, festival, Award Function, etc. -
Call politicians, actors, police or bureaucrats!
If you're feeling low in life, remember that Rupee is at its lifetime low!
Thanks to GMR and heavy rains:
Grounded Kingfisher flights can finally start sailing from the Delhi airport!
JD(U) had a true marriage with BJP. That's the only plausible reason for its realising after 17 years that it was sleeping with the 'Enemy'!
With the hike in the petrol price by Rs 2, you would not be able to see the video of Baba ji or Kareena!
Why don't politicians like playing Golf?
Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!

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