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Mere dost ne muje dinner pe invite kiya,
jab mein waha pohacha to usne darwaze pe likha tha
"kisa ullu banaya"
to meine bhi darwaze pe likh diya,
"mein to yaha pe aya hi nahi tha"

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My gf asked me,
darling "will u give me a ring on our wedding"
i replied "pls give me ur number"
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A man saw a guy's photo in his gf's wallet,
he asked-" is he your 1st boyfriend."
gf replied-"no this is my photo befory surgery".
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One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged.
When his boss asked him what happened,
he explained,"yesterday i was ironing shirt when the phone rang and i accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!"
"well," the boss said,"that explains one ear, but what about the other?""they called back!"
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Wen u were born....
The clouds parted...
Sun shined and GOD appeared in front of people n said,
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"SORRY FOR THE MISTAKE"
kindly adjust....
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Everybody gatherd at the accitdent spot,
i was unable to see who was injured,
so i shouted pls escuse me the one who is injured is my dad,
when i came near i saw a donkey was injured.
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I was in a bar n my cell phone started ringing,
so i picked up n said
"hello how did u know that i am here.
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I entered into the library & said,
"I borrowed a book last week,but it was the most boring book i have ever read,
there is no story moreover it has too many characters". The librarian replied- "oh u must be the person who took our phone directory"
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I saved 5 people from burning house,
but still police arrested me.
Why
Coz they all were fire brigade staff!!!
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I went to write my exam with a plumber,
coz i got the news that the exam paper has leaked.
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