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Santa galti se samundar me gir gaye,

Doobte-doobte uske haath me machli lagi,
Use pakad k bahar phenka aur bola: Tu to apni jaan bacha le...!
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Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala,Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi¿¿¿
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Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The...!
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Teacher: Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par phir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta?


Santa: Sir,Ladies Toilet...!
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Santa- Yaar 1 Ladki Mujko Has Ke Dekh Rahi Hai,
Kya Karu...?

Banta- Pehle confirm kar, HAS K Dekh Rahi Hai Ya Dekh k HAS Rahi Hai...!
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Santa- Is murgi ka rate kitna hai?
Shopkeeper- Shab,is murgi ko na lo.
Santa- Kyo?
Shopkeeper- Kyonki is murgi ko AIDS hai.
Santa- Oye de do yaar,yeh khani hi toh hai,iske saath raat thode hi bitani hai...!
£££££££££££££
Santa Apne sir pani me dubo-dudo kar dekh raha tha tabhi
Banta- Are kya kar rahe ho?
Santa- Yar dimag chalta hi nahi, dekh raha hu ki kahi panchar to nahi ho gaya...!
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Teacher- Murgiyon Ki Tange Chhoti Kyu Hoti Hain?

Santa -Sir,Agar Murgiyon Ki Tange Lambi Hui To Ande Gir Kar Toot Jayenge...!
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Santa: Kal ghar ka sara saaman chupa kar rakhna.

Patni: Kyu?

Santa: Mera friend aa raha hai.

Patni: To kya, apka frnd chura lega?

Santa: Nahi, saman pehchan lega...!
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Santa: Yar meri miss kehti hain k bhens ka doodh peenay se dimagh taiz hota hai.

Banta: Majak karti hain,agar aisa hota to bhens ka apna bacha Engineer na hota???
£££££££££££££
Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kr Bhagwan bole

'VAR MANGO VATS'
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Santa- Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nehi hu...
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MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE...?
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Santa: Yaar,I Love U Bolne Ka Sabse Accha Din Konsa Hoga..?

Banta: 1 APRIL,
Ladki Fasi To Cool Warna Kehna APRIL FOOL...!
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Santa: Aaj tere cell pe bade I LOVE U ke msg aa rahe hai,kya baat hai?

Banta: (Fakr ke saath) Wo kuch nahi,
Aaj WIFE ka cell Laya hu...!
:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)

Santa- 1 glass juice dena,ladai hone wali hai.

Santa juice peene ke baad- 1 glass aur do,ladai hone wali hai.


Dusa juice peene ke baad- 1 glass aur do,ladai hone wali hai.

Juice wala- Kab hogi ladai?

Santa- Jab tu mujhse paise mangega...!
;-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-)
Santa- Tum 1bar me kitne aadmi utha sakte ho?

Pahalwan- Kamse kam 10.

Santa- Bas!
Tumse achha to mera murga hai, jo subah pure mohalle ko utha deta hai...!
:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(
Santa: Mujhe shadi mein BMW mili hai.
Banta: Par Tumhare pass to koi car nahi hai,
Santa: Abe Ghadhe
BMW ka matlab

Bahut Moti Wife...!
:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o
Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market...!
:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D
Santa Aur Banta ja rahe tha.
Raste Me 1000 ka note mila.

Banta- Chalo fifty-fifty le lete hain.
Santa- Baki 900 ka kya karega???
:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P
Santa in Chinese Restaurant.

Waiter- Sir, I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue & Frog's Legs
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Santa- Don't tell me ur problems, Give me the Menu...!
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1 aadmi chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha
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Santa use dekh raha tha
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Kuch der baad bola- Bhai sahab agar app start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lagadu...!
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Waiter: Ur Bill Sir.
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Santa: Take My Card.
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Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card.
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Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai..
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All Cards are Accepted...!
B-)B-)B-)B-)B-)B-)B-)B-)B-)B-)

Santa's son: Papa agar aapko Rs10 aur Rs5 raaste mein pade
miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge ??
Santa : 10 Rs ka..
Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain..
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Dono bhi to utha saktey ho...!
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Santa- Itne Saare Log Football Ko Laat Kyu Maar Rahe Hai?
Banta- Abe Gadhe Goal Karne Ke Liye.
Santa- Gol Hi To Hai,Aur Kitna Gol Karenge???
:-S:-S:-S:-S:-S:-S:-S:-S:-S:-S
SANTA dials a number,
a girl receive.

Santa- Kaun.
Girl- Me Sita.
Santa- Sorry Mataji,
LUDHIYANA lagaya tha AYODHA lag gaya...!
:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@
SANTA dials a number,
a girl receive.

Santa- Kaun.
Girl- Me Sita.
Santa- Sorry Mataji,
LUDHIYANA lagaya tha AYODHA lag gaya...!
:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@
Santa ne cafe me 1 ldki se.....
I LUV U kaha........
Ldki ne maara chata or boli...........
"kya bola"?
toh Santa ROTE HUE bola..
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Jab suna nahi tune to chata kyu maara???
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Santa : Ek Aadmi Ganja Hai Fir Bhi Saloon Jata Hai.
Banta : Q?

Santa : Q Ki

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Saloon Uska Hai...!
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Santa & Banta Pani Pine Gaye,
Glass Ulta Pada Huwa Tha.

Banta- Iska To Muh hi Band Hai.

Santa- Ha Yaar.!
NIche se Bhi Tuta Hua Hai...!
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Santa ne Nokia ka sabse badi screen wala mobile le liya

Kyon???
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Kyonki wo dekna chahta tha ki,

Phone switch ON karne per kaun se 2 log hath milate hai...!
ΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣ
Anniversary k moque pr SANTA apni biwi k liye gulab ka phool le kar aaya.
Biwi: Mujhe ye nehi chahiye, koi sone ki cheez do.
Santa: Ye lo takiya aur so jaao...!
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Santa- Ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?
Banta- Kar di na paglon wali baat,
duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA,
baki sab to videsh hai...!
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Teacher : Wo kaun hai jo aasman mein udti hai par bachhe zameen pe deti hai?
Santa kuch dair sochne ke baad : AIR HOSTESS...!
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Police : Hume khabar mili hai ki aapke ghar me visfotak samgri hai.

Banta : Sahab khabar to ekdum pakki hai lekin filhal wo apne mayke gayi hai...!
££££££££££££££

Santa- Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kar Dega.
Banta- Q?
Santa- Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low, Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu...!
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Santa- Yaar meri bakri ne kal anda diya hai.
Banta- Chal jhut bol raha hai tu.
Santa- Nehi me sach bol raha hu.
Kyonki Hmari murgi ka naam hi bakri hai...!
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Santa-Banta : Aaj Tab Tak Piyenge Jab Tak Wo Samne Wale 3 Ped 6 Nehi Dikhte.
Waiter : Bas Karo Saalo,Samne
1 Hi Ped Hai,
Ab Kya Jungle Banaoge???
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Santa : Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye,
Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki.
Judge : Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai...!
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Teacher: Is panchi k tange dekh k bataao ki iska naam kya hai?

Santa: Tange dekh k kaise bataao be..?
Teacher: NAALAYAK!! Tumher zero milta hai. Apna naam bataao.!!

Santa: Ye le..meri taange dekh k likh le...!

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Aurto se Bhari Bus Palti,
Sari Aurte Mar Gayi,
Sabka Pati 1-1 Ghanta Roye
Par Santa 2 Ghante..!
Kyon???

Kyon Ki Santa Ki Wife Se Bus Miss Ho Gayi Thi...!

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Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu..

Banta: Wo Kaise?

Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti...!
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1 baar Santa kahin jaa raha ki 1 diwar par padha
"Padhne wala Gadha"
Santa ko bohat ghussa aya, usne mita kar likh diya!
"Likhne wala Gadha"
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Banta : Yaar mera aur meri girlfriend ka ajeebo-gareeb rishta hai...
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Santa : Kaise??
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Banta : Wo ajeeb hai aur main gareeb...!
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Aaj fir Banta ne Kamaal Kar diya..

BANK me jake So Gaya.

Q?

Usne Board Par Padha >

Yaha SONE par LOAN milta Hai...!
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Santa Ki Wife Ne Use
Office Jate Waqt Kaha
"See You In The Evening"
Santa Gusse Me : Mai
Bhi Tujhe Dekh Lunga
Chudeil,
Dhamki Kisko Deti Hai???
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Santa Jalebi bech raha tha
magar chilla raha
tha Aalu LeLo Aalu.
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Ek Aadmi Bola,
Ye Jalebi hain Aalu Nahi to fir
Aalu Aalu kyu chilla ...


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