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Desi Joke

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Prince9

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14)

Teacher asked."What is your sirname? Student."Pahle toh hum singh the,phir rajput ban gaye,phir sharma ho gaye abhi hain darzi...aage mummy ki marzi.

13)

Ladka bola "DILRUBA". ladki boli pizza khila,Woh bola paise nahi,Yeh boli aise nahi,Woh bola mehngayi hai, Ladki boli aaj se tu mera bhai hai.

12)

Husband.. "Raat ko maine ek horror movie dekhi,ek chudail kabhi mere aage kabhi mere peeche aur kabhi mere saath saath chal rahi thi. Wife..."Kaun si movie thi? Hus....Apni shadi ki.

11)

Santa"Woh ladki bahri hai. Banta"Woh kaise? Santa"Maine usay i love u kaha toh boli...Maine kal hi naya sandle khareeda hai.

10)

Ek ladka gadhe ke saamne gir gaya,Ek ladki ne dekha aur boli kyon apne bade bhai ke pair chhu rahe ho?Ladka bola"Ji haan bhabhi.

09)

Aadmi shadi kyon karta hai? Taki woh marne ke baad agar jannat jaye toh achchha feel kare aur agar dozakh jaye toh ghar jaisa feel kare.

08)

Wife"Shadi ki raat tumne mera ghoonghat uthhaya toh main kaisi lag rahi thi? Hus"Main toh mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hota.

07)

Patni"Suno ji aapko mujhme sabse zayada kya achchha lagta hai meri beauty ya meri aqalmandi? Pati"Mujhe toh teri yeh mazaaq karne ki aadat achchhi lagti hai.

06)

Wife"Main tumhari yaad me 15 din me hi aadhi hogayi hoon mujhe lene kab aarahe ho? Husband"15 din aur ruk jao.

05)

Docter"kya sex karte huwe tum apne pati ka face dekhti ho? Lady"Ek baar dekha tha woh bahut gusse me the,Docter"kyon" Lady"kyonki woh mujhe khidki se dekh rahe the.

04)

Wife"Darling tumhe pata hai jannat me husband aur wife ko ek sath nahi rahne dete.
Hus"isiliye toh use jannat kehte hain.

03)

Rawan"Docter mujhe barso se julab bahut zayada aate hain. Docter" Honge hi na teri 10 incoming ke liye out going toh sirf ek hi hai.

02)

Gadha no,1."Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai. Gadha no,2."Toh tu bhag kyon nahi jata.Gadha no1. "Bhag toh jaoun par yahan future bada bright hai,Maalik ki khubsurat beti jab shararat karti hai toh maalik kehta hai teri shadi kisi gadhe se kardunga,bus esi umeed me baithha hoon yaar.

01)

Santa"Yaar tumne apni wife ko talaq kyon di? Banta"Yaar woh characterless thi shadi mujhse ki aur bachcha bhagwan se mangti hai.


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