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┼"Im gonna make you cry and dip my cookies in your tearz...."┼

>>M an insomniac dy drmn bout slp
>> Fight back!!-Fill ur tax forms in Roman numerals.
>>Some are wise;some are otherwise!
>>Who needs comedians??..We've got polititions!
>>Don't sweat d petty things..And don't pet d sweaty things!
>>I fear d day i'll meet God..He'll sneeze 'n i'll not know wat 2 say.
>>DRINKING SONG-One tequila,Two tequila,Three tequila,floor!
>>If u don't have courage..Have strong legs!!
>>"Between you 'n me,said one eye to d other,Something smells!"
>>I agree i'm responsible..But I can't handle responsibilities!!
>>I got bored wid 'feng shui' and so I redesigned ma room on d principles of 'chow mein':All wiggly 'n jumbled up!
>>Life is short..Eat ur desserts first!!
>>Money speaks..Mine generally says "Bye!"
>>If ya cnt b a gud example.. .B a terribl warnin'!
>>A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
>>Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
>>I intend to live forever - so far, so good
>>I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
>>Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
>>Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
>>I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
>>I alwyz thnk lke "why'z da frisbee gettin biggr?".. den it hitz mah head.
>>nevah shw card trikz 2da group u play poker wd
>>A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar
>>If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
>>If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame
>>Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this Bull before!
>>Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
He's all right now
>>Diplomacy -- the art of letting someone have your own way.
>>Don't be afraid of the dark, be afraid of what it hides...
>>2B or not 2B?
I think it's a grade of pencil.
>>Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet
>>I had amnesia once - maybe twice.
>>Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
>>Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

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