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..."Dark" Humor..

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray…

What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
Ouch…

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck…

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately…

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?
A cereal killer…

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re too wrapped up in themselves…

What do ghouls eat for breakfast?
Ghost toasties with evaporated milk.

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath…

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher…

What does a cannibal get when he comes home late for dinner?
The cold shoulder…

What kind of car does a ghost drive?
A Boo-ick…

What did the mother ghost say to her son?
Don’t spook unless you are spooken to…

What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
Hope it’s Halloween…

Why isn’t Dracula invited to many Halloween parties?
Because he’s a pain in the neck…

Where was satan’s son born ?
Deathlehem…



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