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Jack Schitt

You´ve heard the phrase YOU DONT KNOW JACK SHIT, well read on......

Jack Schitt was the only son of Awe Schitt, a fertilizer producer, & O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep´n´Schitt Inc.

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, & they produced six children, Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, Hoarse Schitt, & the twins Deap Schitt & Dip Schitt.

Jack Schitt had an affair & had a love child with his mistress. The child had a very nervous disposition & was named Chicken Schitt.

Due to Jack Schitts affair, he and Noe Schitt divorced, & Noe later married her childhood sweetheart, Ted Sherlock. Because she had her children living with her & her new husband, she chose to keep their fathers name & became known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

So the next time someone tells you that you dont know Jack Shit, you can prove otherwise!


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