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VAMPIRE BATS

they SUCK....

There were 2 vampire bats hanging upside down in a tree one afternoon, discussing where they might get a drink of blood so early in the day.
CHRIST I´m thirsty, said one of them.
Yeah, I could drain a horse, said the other, but what are we going to do?
Just then, a friend of theirs approached, flying very erratically, grabbed hold of the branch. hooked his leg over, and then flopped back beside them, and, HE HAD BLOOD DRIPPING FROM HIS MOUTH!! BONUS!!
Very excitedly, one of the others asked WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BLOOD FROM MAN? I´M GAGGING FOR A DRINK!!
The blood soaked bat replied, Do you see that great big oak tree over there? Well, I fucking didn´t......


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