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Bald men stick one on your head coz from a distance they look like hares...

3 rabbits are doing a runner from a test laboratory when they eventually realise they dont know where they are.
Just as they´re starting to worry, they spot a field full of female rabbits, and having been locked up in a lab for weeks they thought all their birthdays had come at once!!
Needless to say, they´d soon shagged everything that moved.... or didnt move, in the field and were soon legging it again to their freedom.
Just when they thought their luck couldnt get any better, they ran straight into a field full of carrots, and immediately ate their fill and carried on their way.
Eventually after 6 hours of ducking and diving, one of the rabbits decided that they needed to make their minds up what they were going to do, and voted that they went back to the field of carrots.
One of the others voted that they go back to the field of females, which left the deciding vote to the 3rd rabbit, all gazes fell upon him.
He looked his 2 rabbit pals square in the eyes and after a pregnant pause he said Well, I vote that we go back to the lab because I´m GASPING for a fag.....

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