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DICK to his pals

A man walked into a watchmakers, lobbed out his cock, & slapped it onto the counter. The very bewildered young lady behind the counter asked if she could help him, to which he replied THIS IS A CLOCK SHOP IF I´M NOT MISTAKEN, SO PUT TWO HANDS ON THIS.

After being ejected from the clock shop, the same young man walked into a chiropodists and once again lobbed his cock onto the counter, which caused the young lady behind the counter to gasp & step backwards.
When the young man asked her what the problem was, she said that she was expecting a foot, & the young man replied OH COME ON, WHATS A COUPLE OF INCHES BETWEEN FRIENDS

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