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Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko Dil se
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar duunga...

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(2)

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
READ-ONLY hain...

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(3)

Roz raat ko aap mere sapno mein aati ho,
mere pyar ko MOUSE bana k apni ungliyon se nachati ho!

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(4)

Tumhare samne hain itney items
kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

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(5)

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga

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(6)

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

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(7)

Tumse mila main kal to, mere Dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

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(8)

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated .gif

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(9)

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par Dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

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(10)

Nazar mein to kai hain,
Par Dil me ek wo only hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab 'read only' hain...

(11)

Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...

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(12)

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

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(13)

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

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(14)

Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail

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(15)

Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash

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(16)

Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka ERROR to hatao,
janeman apne Dil ka PASSWORD to batao!

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(17)

Shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...

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(18)

Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere Dil ko lubhata hai,
par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai!

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(19)

Aap ka hasna, aap ka chalna, aap ki wo style,
aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE,
Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar,
humare Dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER karo yaar.

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(20)

Tumse mila main kal to, mere Dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found,
Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa 'cut' kiya, Ke 'paste' karna bhool gaye...

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(21)

Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen k reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne Dilon ka ho gaya 'server down'.

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(22)

Zindagi me dukh ko Delete karo,
Khushiyon ko Save karo.
Dushman ko Hide karo, Dost ko Enter karo,
Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga.

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(23)

Net kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
READ-ONLY hain...

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(1)

Khuda bachaye hamein in haseenon se, naazneenon se, dilnasheenon se, jaaasheenon se... par inhe kaun bachaye hum kameenon se...

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(2)

Dunia se chhupa k teri taswir Bathroom me laga rakha hai,
Dunia se chhupa k teri taswir Bathroom me laga rakha hai,
Aur har ghadi tera Didar hota rahe isliye JULAAB ki goli kha rakha hai.

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(3)

Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai.
Unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.

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(4)

Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!

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(5)

Tere julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya
Tere julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya
Sar mundwale to savera ho jai.

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(6)

Kehete hai ishq mein neend udd jaati hai,
Koi humse bhi to ishq kar k dekhe,
Kambhaqt hume neend bahut aati hai.

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(7)

Dekha unhone hume jab apni tirchi nazron se
Hum to madhosh hi ho gaye,
Jab pata chala k nazrein hi tirchi hai,
Hum to behosh hi ho gaye!

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(8)

Yaro mere marne k bad aasu na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana

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(9)

Shaadi k pehle......
Takdir hai magar kismat nahin khulti,
Tajmahal banana chahta hoon lekin
Mumtaz nahin MILTI,

Shaadi k baad......
Takdir hai magar kismat nahin khulti,
Tajmahal banana chahta hoon lekin
Mumtaz nahin MARTI!

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(10)

Unki gali k chakkar kaat te kaat te kutte humare yaar ho gaye,
Wo kutiya to hamari na hui, hum kutto k sardar ho gaye.

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(11)

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi se sikhaya hai...ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

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(12)

Susti bhare jism ko jagaate kyo nahi,
uthkar sab k samne aate kyo nahi,
SMS bhi tumhara smell maarta hai..
Jara himmat kar k nahate kyo nahi..

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(13)

Dur hai par milan ki aas hai,
Man ko har pal tera ehsas hai,
Hajaron hai apne, par tu kuch khas hai,
Emotional mat ho ye sab bakwas hai.

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(14)

Aisi Dosti ho hamari ki Dil chahe tu har safar,
har dagar par mile
mar bhi jaau to bhi ye Dosti rahe kayam ,
aur sath wali kabra me tu mile.

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(15)

Agar hum na hote to tumhe gajal kaun kehta,
is badsurat chehre ko khilta kamal kaun kehta,
Krishma hai tere baap ki property ka,
warna is dayan ko mehbuba kaun kehata.

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(16)

Jindgi rahi to bar bar milenge
Jindgi rahi to bar bar milenge
Agar na rahi to?
HARIDWAR me milenge.

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(17)

Jale ko aag kahte hain,
bujhe ko raakh kahte hain,
Jo tumhare paas nahi hai jaani,
usi ko dimaagh kahte hain

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(18)

Zindagi Jeene k bahane bahut hain...
Kis kis ko SMS karun kambhakt
is Nacheez k Deewane bahut hain...!!

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(19)

wo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
wo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mamu-Mamu keh k bulaate hain.

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(20)

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom k barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mai bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, ab to meri Chhatri Lauta de Bhai.

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(21)

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.

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(22)

Har karz Dosti ka ada kaun karega?
Hum na rahe to Dosti kaun karega?
E khuda mere Doston ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

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(23)

Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car dia,
Apartment manga.. bangla dia,
Dost manga to tumhain diya,
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia.

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(24)

A Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari,
meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega,
Jab tujh par bhi padenge ANDE, TAMAATAR.....
sham k sabji ka intezam ho jaega.....!

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(25)

Aapko miss karna..roz ki baat hai.
Yaad karna..aadat ki baat hai.
Aap se duur rehna..kismat ki baat hai.
Magar aap ko jhelna..himmat ki baat hai.

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(26)

Chaand me dekha to aap dikhe,
Badal mein dekha to aap dikhe,
Taaro mein dekha to aap dikhe,
Are yaar thoda side me ho jaao.....!
to kuch aur bhi dikhe......!!

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(27)

1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum.
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.

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(28)

Kaaash ki tere chehre par Chickenpox k daag hote.....
Kaaash ki tere chehre par Chickenpox k daag hote.....
Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhi saaath hote.

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(29)

Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai,
Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai,
Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare,
Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..!

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(30)

Har khushi ko teri taraf mod denge,
Tere liye Chand Taare tod denge,
Tere liye Khushiyon k darwaaje kol denge,
1 baar hans k to dikha, tere sare daant tod denge.

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(31)

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