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*Nude Gallery*
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A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.

The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"

The husband replies, "Autumn."

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*African Meal*
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Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there.
A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.

The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, ''What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?''

The other missionary replied, ''I just peed in the soup!''

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What's the similarity between chewing gum and begum(wife)!!

Both are sweet at the begining and become tasteless, shapeless and sticky in the end.

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife is.
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