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Here is a story bout a bitch named dirt, who really put the meaning in fvck til it hurt. itchy+scratchy but its no cartoon, she a walkin hotel and theirs always room, the inn, where shall i begin?, check the facts, she came out the womb
with a mattress on her back, She like a basilisk cos her breath is fatal, a strong stench of semen will fvck up your nasal, cos when it comes to svckin wood she no beginner, she got a mouth full of sawdust and a lip full of splinters,
She got more men than the grand old duke of york, far from a veggie she love eatin pork!. ay my dick used to be pink now its maroon, due to the itchin since i raided her tomb.
But she´s no lara croft more like lara cruffs, beware this dirty dog can turn perverts into puffs.

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