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Cheeky version of CINDERELLA

This is the story of cinderella and her sugly isters. Cinders and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Cinders worked very hard. Frubing scloors. Weaning clinders. Emptying poss pits and shiviling shut,! By the end of the day. She was nucking packered. Her sugly isters were fight cucking runts! They had no wucking ffurries. They were right bugly asterds. One was called mary hinge and the other was called betty swallocks. They were always pucking fissed.
The two sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball. Cinderella was ducking fisgusted when the cotton runts would not let her go.
Butons worked with cinders. He was gifted with nuge hackers and shairy hithole. He was also a candy runt. And liked cinders to give him a wood gank. He was always diving into cinders hubic pairs.
Suddenly there was such a bucking fang and a gairy fodmother appeared .Her name was sherry tighthouse. She was a light rucking fesbian with a carge lairy bunt and tairy hits. She turned a pumpkin and six might wice into a bucking cuge farraige with six dandy ronkeys with buge hollicks. Cinders was amazed. Miste all crucking fighty she said. The gairy fodmother said cinders must be back by 12 o clock or there will be a cucking falamity.
At the ball. Cinders was dancing with the pransome hince. The music was being played by a band called sid siff and his siffiling seven. They were gucking food. But foo bucking toisey. It was that drucking fummer. What a rucking facket! The caberet was bucking fopeless! When he blew his trucking frumpet he was bucking frilliant. But he is a big headed ranky wastard and we wish he would stick his trumpet up his ucking farshole.
Suddenly the clock struck twelve. Cinders pucking fanicked and ran out of the ballroom. Tripping barse over ollocks. And dropping her slass glipper.
The next day the pransome hince came knocking on cinders door. The sugly isters let him in. And betty swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart! Whos fust barted? Said the pransome hince. Blame that forrible hucker over there. Said butons the shell of smit was tucking ferrible.When the stinking brown cloud lifted the pransome hince tried the slass glipper on the sugly isters without success. They had horrible fetty sweet and fetty swannys. Suddenly mary hinge. In her tucking temper gave the prince a nick in the kackers! This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hìg bard on! He tried cinders and the flipper sitted pucking ferfectly. Puck my siles said the prince. Suck your own said butons. Soon pinders and the crince were married. He ended his days in lucking fuxury. She ended hers with a follen swanny. And they all lived happily ever after

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