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****** Aapki 1 muskurahat ne hamare hosh uda diye,hum hosh me aane hi wale the k aap fir se muskura diye ****** Har gali,har deewar per tera hi naam hai,uper likha hai wanted niche 10,000 inaam hai ****** Aapki yaad aye,tabhi humne kalam uthaya aur aapki tasveer banayi,socha tha dil se lagake rakhenge,per wo baccho ko darane k kaam aye ****** Jaise lohe ko loha katta hai,sone ko sona katta hai,zehar ko zehar katta hai,hire ko hira katta hai,waise hi 1 din tujhe kutta kate ****** Bahut dur rehker bhi pas lagte ho,nazro ko bhi tum khas lagte ho,har bar dusro ka diya sms bhejte ho,aur khudko bada smart samajhte ho ****** Birds luv u,mokeys luv u,hippos luv u,chimpanzes luv u,giraffe luv u,donkeys luv u,so plz...go back 2 zoo they all r missing u ****** I luv u,i luv u again,i luv u very much,i luv u especially,...bcoz SWAMI VIVEKANANDA said luv animals ****** Flowers dies,stories ends,songs fades,memories r 4gotten,but people like u alwayz remain 4ever,bcoz ghosts never die ****** 1 thing i like about u..k tum har kaam dil lagaker karte ho..kyuki dimag ka to option hi nahi hai tumhare paas ****** Chaand pe kaali ghata chaati to hogi,sitaro ko muskurahat aati to hogi,aap laakh chupao duniya se,per akele me apko apni shakl per haasi ati to hogi ****** Andhe k haath me torch,behre k hath me radio,gunge k hath me mike,bewkuf k hath me mobile..kya zamana aa gaya ****** Tumsa ko dusra bana zami pe to shikayat hogi,1 to jhela nai jata,dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi ****** Ishq bana to deewane bane,sharab bani to maykhane bane,kuch khaas to hai aapme zarur..u hi nai ye pagal khane bane ****** U r alwayz special 2 me,alwayz u shud b safe my dear...i cant b wid u all times,so plz b careful whenever u jump tree to tree ****** A rose 4 rs. 15, a cap 4 rs. 150, a lunch 4 rs. 250, a movie 4 rs. 200, a friend like u is priceless...abey jyada khush mat ho,priceless bole to fokaat
****** Friend i need ur help urgently,chloroform is out of stock in this hospital,so plz send ur socks ****** ALLAH K naam pe,maula k naam pe,tere biwi baccho k nam pe..koi mere is SMS padhne wale dost ko paise de do..ye mujhe SMS nahi kerta ****** Kaha ho?jaha ho wahi rehna, bahar mat nikalna,tumhari jaan ko khatra hai,bahar bandar pakadne wale ghum rahe hai ****** Aisi dosti ho hamari k tu har raah,har dagar,har safar me mile,mar bhi jau agar,to bhi dosti k khatir tu bagal wali kabar me mile ****** Mai bewkuf hu,mai bewkuf hu,mai bewkuf hu,dheere bol yar yaha tak aawaz aa rahi hai ****** DIL se tera khayal na jaye to kya karu,tu hi bata tu yaad aye to kya karu,hasrat ye hai 1 nazar dekhlu tujhe,per madari roz tujhe na laye to kya karu ****** Dur hai per milne ki aas hai,mere man ko har pal tera ehsas hai,u to hazar hai apne,per tu kuch khas hai,aab zyada emotional mat ho,ye sab bakwaas hai ****** Barsenge,barsenge aur zarur barsenge,hamari yado k sms sirf tumhare liye hi barsenge,tumhari 5 paise ki muskaan k liye hum 1rupya kharchenge ****** Jo is msg ko padh raha hai,wo...SMART,LOVABLE,CUTE,SWEET,INTELLIGENT,GUD LOOKING, nahi hai to kya hua..jisne bheja hai wo to hai hi ****** Duniya ki nazro se chupaker tumhari tasveer bathroom me laga rakhi hai,aur bar-bar tera deedar hota rahe isliye julaab ki goli kha rakhi hai ****** Mohobbat k nam pe deewane chale aate hai,shama k piche parwane chale aate hai,tum bhi aana meri maut per,us din to begaane bhi aate hai ****** When clouds breaks-rainfaal,when coconut breaks-waterfall,but when ur head breaks..aaila GOBAR. ****** Tabiyet theek nahi thi,doctor ko dikhaya..doctor ne kaha,kisi pagal ko sms karo theek ho jaoge..tumhe SMS kiya,aab accga lag raha hai. ****** Aap jaise dost hame khas lagte hai,maan me har waqt 1 aas rakhte hai,kab aa jao tum udhar mangne,isiliye paltu kutta pas rakhte hai ****** Chaay k pyale se uthte dhue me teri tasveer nazar aati hai,bas isi chakkar me meri chaay roz thandi ho jati hai ******
If people say u r ugly-be patient,if they say u r thief-relax,if they say u r stupid-b cool,but if they say u r cute-thappad marna jor se..jhooth bolta hai. ****** Kaaju,badam,akhroth,pista,kishmis...all r dry fruits..,but they hav no comparison wid u..bcoz KHAJUR ki baat hi kuch aur hai ***************************************


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