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Mr T´s Problem Page

´In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court, for a crime they didn´t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles Underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire.... The A-team.´

This familiar text dates back to the 80´s when Face was a ´Crazy Dam Foo´ who gonna get us all killed´ & Bad Attitude Barracus was drinking milk and banging heads together. Now however in 2001 things are different & B.A. now a wise owl has agreed to use his worldly knowledge in the aid of others. Welcome to Mr T´s problem page,

Scroll yo´ ass down & Follow Mr T´s bad ass arrow for no jibba jabba advice Foo´

Q: Mr T, I have a terrible fear of flying in aeroplanes and yet I need to travel great distances often. My friends drug me and bundle me into the plane. How can I overcome my fear of flying?

A: Fools are always a problem. When you wake up shoot their sorry asses. Don´t let no fool make a fool of you. Boy.

Q: It is often said that fools seldom differ, do you agree with this?

A: Man, them fools are all the same and always a problem, if it ain´t one thing it´s another. You just gotta grab them by the throat and shout ´Shut up, you crazy fool.´

Q: For Xmas I got a six pack of toilet rolls, four cans of special brew, a sack of potatoes, three sheets of metal and a welding kit. They seem useless, are they?

A: Lock yourself in your garage and crank up the welding kit, you got yourself a tank that is fueled by beer and fires deadly potatoes. Any fools get in your way, they dead, fool.

Anyone who needs the infinate wisdom of Mr T. should not hesitate to E-mail his ass via me at SEANCHIEF@HOTMAIL.COM

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