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-Why can´t a blonde dial 911?
-She can´t find the eleven.

Barbie and Britney

Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.

Bad Lawyer

Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator.

Blonde and Blonder

A blonde is in the middle of a cornfield sitting on top a sea-doo in a bikini when another blonde drives up in a car. The second blonde in the car yells to the blonde in the cornfield, ´You m o r o n!, you´re the reason for all the dumb blonde jokes! If I knew how to swim, I´d come out there and kick your ass!´


Wilfred had just learned his abc´s and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
´Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where´s the P?
´It´s running down my leg.´

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