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Fun, jokes, and love blips

Skol: techer, thr r 2 types of sex on earth, male female . Student: teacher i knw few more. Teacher: wat r ths? Student: bedrum sex, bathrum sex, and online sex

Lov:boy&galz conversation in restaurant was as follow., boy; i luv u. Gal; i don luv u. Boy; u realy hate me gal; yeah. Boy; ok waiter bring separate bills pliz. Gal; ok ok, i luv u too

sex:hey wat happend 2 ur 4n? I tried calin u alot of times, every times i dial the operate keep sayin "THE SUBSCRIBER U CALIN IS BUSY HAVIN SEX PLIZ TRY AGAIN LATTER"

Do u lyk maths? If so add a bed substruct ur clothes, divide ur legs and we can 'X' multiply

luv poem; roses are red, pickles r green. i love ur legs and wat is in between

lov war;let play a war!! u lay down and i'l blow shit out to u
Joke:tumbili 3 wametoroka kwenye hifadhi.... 1 amekamatwa anaangalia tv, 2 anacheza mpira na wa 3yupo anasoma text hii.

Joke: this dog is dog, a dog, gud dog, way dog, to dog keep dog an dog, idiot dog, busy dog for dog, 20 dog seconds dog....Now read witout the word dog

Joke:20% ya watu sasa wanakunywa kinywaji, 60% wanatiana, 19%wanaangalia tv na 1% ni wajinga wanatumia simu zao sasa.

Joke:scientist 4rm the university of dar es laam proved that pips who do not perform wel on the bed hold their 4n on their ryt hand
(_!_) regular ass
(__!__) fat ass
(!) tight ass
(_*_) sore ass
(_ö_) wel used
(_x_)kis my ass/fucl

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