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I spied upon a penguin
As it shuffled down the beach
I tried 2 splat the creature
But it kept just out of reach

Suddenly it turned and faced me
With an evil look in its eye
As it pulled out a laser cannon
Screaming "human scum, die!"

I dived behind a sand dune
Shots raining over head
I quickly lobbed a grenade at it
BOOM!! . . . . . and nw the fuckers dead!

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