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<SMS> 1
Two lovers planned to suicide.Boy jumped 1st... Girl closed her eyes & returned back saying "Love is blind".Boy on air opened his parachut & say "Love never die".

<SMS> 2
I'hv written a nice poem for U:-
Twinkle twinkle little star,Mental hospital is not po far.All the mads r waiting for U,Join quick otherwise they will hijack U.

<SMS> 3
One two three,love is free... Four five six,i'm not in fix... Seven eight nine,the girl is fine... One zero Ten,Counting again.......

<SMS> 4
Love is a name,Sex is a game.. Boys do the Action,Girls get sweet pain... One night of Joy,Ten month of dreams.. Them one night at Hospital,Junior get the name.....

<SMS> 5
Can't believe after all the shit they have been through they're still together...............................Who? Your bum cheeks!!

<SMS> 6
At 1st a little Nibble, Then a slow Lick & then a sensous Suck

<SMS> 7
CADBURY'S CREAM EGG! "HOW DO YOU EAT YOURS"?

<SMS> 8
Gawd i have found two identical objects a perfect match! My ARSE and YOUR FACE

<SMS> 9
The NCHS Regrets to inform you that your birth was a mistake, could you please report to your local hospital to be put down!

<SMS> 10
UR 100%beautiful UR 100%lovely UR 100%sweet UR 100%nice and UR 100%stupid to believe these words!

<SMS> 11
It goes in dry, it comes out wet, the longer its in the stronger its gets. We can have it in bed, just u & me. ITS NOT WOT U THINK....... its a cup of tea!

<SMS> 12
I'm at the Police Station.The police caught me & filed a case against me 4 "POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" I'm doomed! NEED SOMEONE UGLY 2 BAIL ME OUT; So HURRY UP!

<SMS> 13
ROSES R RED, VIOLETS R BLUE. THE HIGHER DA SKIRT, THE BETTER THE VIEW!

<SMS> 14
Rememba when u need a fuck, i'll always b here 4 u. Bcoz FUCK = "FRIENDSHIP U CAN KEEP", so promise me dat we will fuck 4ever!

<SMS> 15
I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!

<SMS> 16
There was once a genie who came and asked "Name ur wish", U asked "Make me Gorgeous", Genie replied "I grant wishes not fucking miracles"

<SMS> 17
Piss the taking is someone that realise u that point this at is it. (Now read it backwards) !

<SMS> 18
U picked me up,u took me home,u put ur hands around my waist,u took off my top,den u put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.

<SMS> 19
R U worried about missing work or being late, we have a deal 4 U. Travel with Bin Ladin Airlines & we will fly U str8 in2 Ur office!

<SMS> 20
We go up and down, protection is tight, keepin it up all damn night, never tired always alert.....

<SMS> 21
I love my job as a security guard

<SMS> 22
whats the difference between divorce and circumcision? with divorce U get rid of the whole prick!!

<SMS> 23
I saw u staring out from da window..ur eyes..ur face..ur so adorable..i couldn't resist myself & started signing...HOW MUCH IS THT DIGGY IN DA WINDOW...

<SMS> 24
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

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