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<SMS>1
Q. What Would Be The Name Of The Sequel To Cheeni Kum Starring Mallika Sherawat And Rakhi Sawant? A. Cheeni Kum, Doodh Zyaada...
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<SMS>2
Mallika Says To Imran Hashmi hahe Dunia Jitni Bhi Kare Hamare Pyar Ki Birodh Hamare Pyar Ki Raksha Karegi Super Deluxe Nirodh
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<SMS>3
men at a cinema: 1st see House full at the ticket counter & said:Maa di fudi band hogi? 2nd shouted: Oye Aaja Aaja !Bhen di fudi black chmildi payi ha?
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<SMS>4
Are O SAMBHA Mere Kitne SMS mile Srdar Bahut se or tumne Kitne Bheje 1Bhi nhi Dhikkar hai Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Le ab ek aur kha..
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<SMS>5
DON ka intezaar to 11 colleges Ki ladkiya karti hai lekin DON ka college aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai, kyonki?




Kyonki?




Kyonki?
DON
10th fail hai
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<SMS>6
A scientist cannot b a president,butkalam did it. A conductor cannot b a superstar,butRajni did it. A monkey cannot operate mobile, but u
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<SMS>7
MunnaBhai:Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Circuit:Common sense Bhai!Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hain na
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<SMS>8
Nam:Don
Bhai:Munnabhai
Pata:36ChinaTown
Thikana:ChandniBar
Guru:Blufmaster
Dushman:Sarkar
Khun:Ab tak 56
SMS BHEJ
WARNA 57 ho jaiega
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<SMS>9
Amitji public toilet me se pura bhig k aata hai. Jaya:aap to susu krne gye the? A:jaise hi mai ander gya,koi bola"BIG B"aur sab meri aur....
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<SMS>10
If Mallika will play the role of draupadi,then Duryodhan will say"Dusashan,pehna do hamari bhabhi ko saree,hum bhi toh dekhe yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai
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<SMS>11
kareena adopted 1 yr old baby. 1 day baby cried n ask: Mamma i need milk. Kareena:bea ab tum bade ho gaye ho,khaana khao. Baby:agar pila nahi rahi ho toh dikha to do!
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<SMS>12
What will you say if you see a naked girl walking at Lokhandwala Complex? CHOOT OUT AT LOKHANDWALA.
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<SMS>13
Gabbar-hag basanti hag. Viru-nahi basant nahi,In kutto k samne mat hagna,Inke pass pani nahi hai,Ye tujhse hagwayenge aur mujhse teri GAND chatwayenge.
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<SMS>14
Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai? jab sidhu laughter challenge main hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai bas kar mere BAAP!!!
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<SMS>15
Harbhajan n Mallika wer havin sex Harbhajan kept his Pen is on her thighs. Mallika: Arre!wat r u doin? Bhajji:Darr mat mein yahan se spin karunga
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<SMS>16
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home
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<SMS>17
Osama to Big B: How are you?? Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you? Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.
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<SMS>18
Ek Ladki
Raat Mein Akeli
Aur Do Ladke
Uske Saath,
Kya Hua Hoga?























Jaan-ne K Liye
Dekhiye Har Fridy
Raat 10 Baje C.I.D.
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<SMS>19
What will you say if you see a naked girl walking at Lokhandwala Complex? CHOOT OUT AT LOKHANDWALA.
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<SMS>20
Gabbar-hag basanti hag. Viru-nahi basant nahi,In kutto k samne mat hagna,Inke pass pani nahi hai,Ye tujhse hagwayenge aur mujhse teri GAND chatwayenge.
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<SMS>21
Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai? jab sidhu laughter challenge main hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai bas kar mere BAAP!!!
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<SMS>22
Advise Rani Mukharji to use whisper choice. She said mein woh b use kar chuki hoon phir bhi.... Laga chundri mein daag!
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<SMS>23
Dard jitna saha jaye utna sehna. Jo baat dil ko lag jaye kabhi na hehna. Milte hai dunya mein hum jayese kam. Isliye kabhi Kabhi aalvida na kehna
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<SMS>24
Kabhi khushi kabhi gham. Mera sms na hoga kam. Kabhi alvida na kehna. Sms karte rehna. Dhoom mera sms padh k jhoom. Phir hera pheri. Ab karne ki teri bari.
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<SMS>25
What did Aaishwarya do after she saw Abhishek Masturbating in a room .. .. .. ... She removed all her cloths and said Abhi SHAKE!
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<SMS>26
India ki shan Shahrukh khan. India ki aan Salman Khan. India ki jaan Aamir Khan. India ka maan Farden Khan. Indian smman all of KHAN
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<SMS>27
Mere phone k intezar to 11 mulkon ke doston ko he. Lekin ek baat samjho k mera phone ana mushkil hi ni namumkin hai. Sorry kyon ki mere sirf msg free hai.
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<SMS>28
Gabbar wala darr ab purana ho gaya... Ajkal dur gaon me raat ko jab maa-baap sote nahi... To bacha kehta hai_so ja bapu... Nahi to ek aur ho jayega....!
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<SMS>29
Na pyar na mohabbat na dosti yaro. Aaj k ye devdas ki bat mano. Na chandramukhi na paro. Bas har ladki per line maro.
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<SMS>30
Mosquito Song
Bhige pankh mere. Pyasa dank mera. Lage amrit sa mujhe khoon tera. Kabhi mere saath koi raat guzar. Tujhe subha tak main suja dtnga yaar...
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<SMS>31
E ganpat chal msg bhej. E ganpat chal msg la. Thode sher km joke zyada bheja. E mis cal vis cal de na yar. E ganpat chal msg la.
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<SMS>32
Na pyar na yar. Na mohabbat. Na dosti yaro. Aaj ke ye devdas ki bat mano. Na chandramukhi na paro. Bas har ladki pe line maro.
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<SMS>33
Jis gali se aap gujarte ho us gali se khusbu aati hai. Utho nahalo dost lagta hai sapno me aap ke roz mallika aati hai.
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<SMS>34
Naam: subu, Baap ka naam: Gangster, Bhai ka naam: Munnabhai, Add: 36 chaina town, thikhana: Chandni bar, Guru: Blufmaster , Dushman: Sarkar Murdar:ab tak 56 Sms bhej warna 57
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<SMS>35
Wht wil b ukhana by Ash during her shadi guesss? "Shagmachya milhaila chanicga cover Abhishekrao che nav ghete me salman khan chi lover"
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<SMS>36
Shadi k pahle- hero no.1
Shadi k baad- Coli no.1
Pahle- maine pyar kiya.
Baad mein-yeh maine kya kiya.
Pahle-milne kab aogi.
Baad mein-maike kab jaogi!
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<SMS>37
Teacher-aap apne bachche ko koun banega carorpati mat dekhne diya karo....! Father-Kyun Teacher-baap ka naam puchne par bolta hai 4 option dijiye
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<SMS>38
What did Big B tell his son today morning after Suhagraat.
Beta abhi SHAKE karne k din gaye. AISH karne k din aaye. Khush raho puttar.
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<SMS>39
Aadmi bade mood mein waiter se: waiter, ek sexy si chai lao. Waiter: dekhye humare yahan bhains ka doodh aata hai koi Dipasha Basu ka nahi.... Samjhe!
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<SMS>40
Munna bhai:yaar circuit yeh barish girne k baad bijli Q girti hai. Circuit: bole to simple bhi, god tourch mar k dekhta hai kahin sukha to nahi.
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<SMS>41
Himesh ka kutta ghar se bhag gya. Dusre kutto ne use pucha yar tune wo ghar kyu choda usne kaha yar rat ko gane ki practis wo krta tha. Subhah log mujhe marte the.
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<SMS>42
doctors film banayege to tital ho ga....
1. Kabhi khansi kabhi zukaam. 2.Kaho na Bukhaar hai. 3.T.B no.1 4.Kal mareez ho na ho. 5.Ambulance no. 7211
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<SMS>43
Director tn malika suharaat ka scene hai tumhe hero kn glass me dudh pilana hai. Malika said. Agar glass me pilana hi hai to vidya balan ko bula lite.
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<SMS>44
Gabbar-Basanti tatti kar. Viru:basanti en kutto k samne tatti mat karna. Ye tujhe pani nahi denge aur teri gand mujhse chatwayenge.
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<SMS>45
Height of confidence.
Malilika sheravat gives hand kerchief to a tailor and asks to stitch three dresses. Tailor replies what to do with remaining cloth!
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<SMS>46
Aap k liye film mein baat ki hai. Chota sa role hai. Vilon aap ko khandar me nachate hai. Film ka naam hai....
Khandar mein bandar ka Naach!
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<SMS>47
Bhakt: Mujhe wardan do k mai dobara zinda ho sakun.

Bhagwaan: Asambhav yeh kaam hum nahi kewal Ekta Kapoor hi kar sakti hai!
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<SMS>48
Circuit: Bhai ye digestive system bole to? Munna Bhai: Bole to simple yar, woh system jo sidhe haath se start hokar ulte haat par khatam hota hai!
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<SMS>49
Salman: aaj mere bap k pas 14 car hai, 18 bikes hai, 4 banglow hai. 3 farm house hai tumare pas kya he?
Amitabh: mere bete k pas tera maal hai!
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<SMS>50
Circuit: bhai. Ameriba ka Capital kya hai?
Munnabhai: Dhobi Ghaat
Circuit: bhai. Dhobighaat bole to....?
Munnabhai: Washington mamu.....
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<SMS>51
Subh ki pahli pahli kiran pyara sa pyam le kar aayi hai. Utho nahalo pata nahi raat me sapno me. .... Malika ya Bipasha aayi ho.
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<SMS>52
Abhishek on Suhagrat: teri ankho mein doop jau. Teri zulfo mei kho jaau tere jhumke pe jhool jaau.
Aish: neeche b utrega ki salman ko bulau.


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