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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1 :Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2 : Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!


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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note mama'


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GIRL FRIEND IS FOR FUN,WIFE IS FOR SON, GIRL FRIEND IS NIGHT PARTNER,WIFE IS LIFE PARTNER, GIRL FRIEND IS TOOTY FRUITY WHILE WIFE IS QISMATH POOTI


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Mujhe SMS karo aur pao Bumper prize. 19 " TV ka diba, Dubai janey wale jahaz ko TA TA karney ka mauqa,10 lakh wali car ka Photo,ek Dinner wo bhi aap ke ghar....

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girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!


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what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

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" If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

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"Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L- Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E- Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

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Fill in the blank...I"m ur.....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)- Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must... ""

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One day Santa"s Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

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Think u r sitting in front of computer, what wil computr think?

Intel inside mental Outside

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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested


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