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SMS Jokes 1-10

1:-) Honesty may be the best policy but there some people who don´t seem to think they can afford the best!
2:-( Doctors may be right when they tell us that garlic ensures a long and healthy life. But who wants to live that long and be so lonely?!
3;-) Children who watch TV every night will go down in history not to mention arithmetic, geography and science!
4:-D Nowadays it isn´t hard to get bankrupt. All it takes is an interest in three things: Wine, women and petrol!
5:-l Some families can trace their ancestry back to 200 years but haven´t the slightest idea where their children last night!
6:-) He bought her a beautiful expensive dress. She wore it all evening, talked about it all evening and then dropped the subject!
7:-( One of the best ways to avoid trouble and ensure safety is to breathe through your nose. It keeps your mouth shut!
8;-) Work faithfully 8 hrs a day and don´t worry. In time you will become the boss, work 12 hrs a day and do all the worrying!
9:-D At a certain time in life, a man´s hair begin to grow inwards. If it strikes grey matter, it turns grey. If it does not strike anything, it disappears!
10:-l Sure, hospitgl bills are high. But where else can you get breakfast in bed without paying for the room service?!

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