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SMS Jokes 11-20

11:-) There was this businessman who travelled so much that apart from his security checks at airports, his sex-life was zero!
12:-( Grandchildren don´t make a man feel old. Its the knowledge that he is sleeping with a grandmother!
13;-) The reason she keeps dating chemists, biologists and mathematicians is she likes to feel she is giving her body to science!
14:-D Bible tells us to love our neighbours and also to love our enemies probably because they are generally the same people!
15:-l A youth spends the years between 12 and 21 waiting to become his own boss and then he gets married!
16:-) Politics is like washing windows. No matter what side you are on, the dirt is always on the other side!
17:-( Give a man a fish and he will eat all day. Teach him to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!
18;-) If your head tells you one thing and your heart tells you another, then before doing anything, you should first decide whether you have a better head or a better heart!
19:-D What is the difference between psychologists, psychoanalysts and psychiatrists? Psychologists build castles in the air, psychoanalysts live in them and psychiatrists collect the rent!
20:-l What is the difference between God and Professor? God is here but everywhere, Professor is everywhere but here!


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