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SMS Jokes 71-80

71:-) I share your joy. I share your sorrows. I share your love. I share your dreams. Let´s start with your pocket money!
72:-( Life is a paradox isn´t it ? What you want you don´t get. What you get you don´t enjoy. What is permanent is boring!
73;-) What is the difference between the Government and the Mafia? One of them is organised!
74:-D Standing at the park the other day, I was wondering why a frisbee looks bigger and bigger the closer it gets. Then it hit me!
75:-l A couple of lawyers walked to the diner, ordered drinks and pulled lunch boxes from their briefcases. Bartender said: Sorry, but you can´t eat your own food here. Lawyers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and swapped their sandwiches!
76:-) In a school canteen run by nuns, there was a basket of apples with a notice "Don´t take more than one-God is watching" A little further, there was a box of chocolate cookies where a child had written"Take as many as you want-God is watching over the apples" !
77:-( Three fastest means communication: Telephone, television and tell-a-woman. Still faster..... Tell her not to tell anyone!
78;-) I an getting married next week. There will be a smak party and only a few friends will be invited. Don´t bring any gift, just bring someone to marry me!
79:-D In white collar - GOOD NIGHT. In desi - SHUBH RATRI. In Hindi - SHABBA KHAIR. In Kannad - YARA NADI. Apun ki style - CHAL LUDAK LE!
80:-l Marriage is like going to a restaurant. You order your choice from the menu and then look at the neighbouring table and wish you had ordered that!

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