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SMS Jokes 91-100

91:-) The judge boomed: Defendant, why are you telling me a completely different story from yesterday? DEFENDANT: Because you didn't believe what I said yesterday!
92:-( John's great-grandfather was an infamous miser. His father claimed that he had once gone to visit the old man only to find him stripping the wallpaper in the living room. When asked if he was re-decorating, the old man replied: No, I am moving!
93;-) Both of us went to a wishing well. I bent down, threw a coin and made a wish. You bent down but bent a little more and fell into the well. I shouted: Hey, it works!
94.How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
95.Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the fHELL is my roof??
96.Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
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97.Indian earthquake kills 50 000! USA sending food. Australia sending clothes. Britain sending ... ... ... Replacements!
98.Q:What's the difference between your job & your girlfriend? A:Your job always sucks!
99.Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen!
100.Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette might be their last.

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