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SMS Jokes 121-130

121. God thought he can't be everywhere, so he created mother. Devil thought he can't be everywhere, so he created mother-in-law!
122. BOSS: Do you believe in life after death? EMPLOYEE: Yes, sir. BOSS: Good, when you took leave for your grandma's funeral, she visited our office!
123. Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
124. You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got the Face... & You've got the Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!
125. The night is dark,the moon is high,I stop my car, you ask why? I come close to you, you feel shy, I tell you those 3 words..........Oh God ! Puncture !
126. Every morning you are the 1st thing that comes to my mind. I wish I could start my day with you in my bed. I jus love your feel to my lips. You just make my day. I love you NESCAFE!
127. I have a confession to make, ever since I have known you, Its kinda hard for me to forget you. Every night you appear in my dreams.... And I find my self shouting..... BHOOT ! BHOOT !!
18. If you sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet you. If you sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !


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