peperonity.net
Welcome, guest. You are not logged in.
Log in or join for free!
 
Stay logged in
Forgot login details?

Login
Stay logged in

For free!
Get started!

Links


smsdon.peperonity.net

♥Santa Banta♥

Laugh ur A** OFF with our Sardar Jokes!



(1) Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha. Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi. Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.



(2) Sardar to his friend.. I kiss my wife everyday before i go to office.. & u? Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office. Sardar: ha ha ha..i m the first..

**

(3) 1 Chor Santa ka mobile le k bhag raha tha Santa:Bhag sale Bhag bhag Charger toh mere pas hai



(4) >Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Santa: Phir tune kya kiya? Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao. Santa: Phir? Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !



(5) Banta k ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni manato k baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!



(6) Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife? Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!



(7) Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...



(8) Santa:I tried ur number so many times,it always said 'Switched Off'! Banta:Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!



(9) Santa: Mere pass gaddi,bungla,paisa hai..tere pass kya hai? Banta:Mere pass bhi gaddi,bungla,paisa hai Santa:Mar gaye..Phir apni Maa kiske pass hai?



(10) Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle. Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape? Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-)



This page:




Help/FAQ | Terms | Imprint
Home People Pictures Videos Sites Blogs Chat
Top
.