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(1) How can U make a woman scream twice? . . . . . . . . . . Fuck her real hard & then wipe ur dick with her favourite dress ;)

(2) Due to shortage of "Swine Flu Masks" Govt. request all girls not 2 wear Bra.. 1 bra can b used 4 making 2 masks.. Aao ladkiyon aao!!

(3) American: India is backward in Sex Technology Angry Sardar Started Shaking his body! American: Why are U Shaking? Sardar: I'm fucking ur wife thru Bluetooth!

(4) Teacher-Why are u rubbing oil on ur head while I am teaching! Boy-Last night I heard mom telling my dad, rub oil on the head if its not going in.

(5) Fauji's wife sends daily a New Nude Photo 2 her Hubby wid both legs wide open- I'll WAIT LYK DIS TILL U COME.. Hubby: Dats oki, But whos taking d Photos??

(6) A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said: ‘Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain an labor. She should be in my custody. The judge turns to the husband and says ‘ What do you have to say in your defense? The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. ‘Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out.. whose Pepsi is it .. the machine's or mine?

(7) Q: Why did sexy woman cricketer slap commentator? A: Because commentator said: She is ready for the next delivery.

(8) It starts wit F Ends wit K Has 4 letters F_ _K When not available a man/women uses his/her hand Obviously Its a "FORK" ;-)

(9) A famous prostitute died.... Her neighbour's comment. "At last they are joint together!!" Another man "Do you mean her late Husband?? Neighbour. "NO, I MEAN HER LEGS ! ! !"

(10) Doctor: Did you watch your husband's face during sex? Lady: I did once, he was angry...! Doctor: Why..? Lady: Bcoz he was watching from the window....!

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