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>>>D12 my band lyrics<<<

Eminem: i dont know dude i think every1 is all jealous n shit cus im like the lead singer of a band dude and i think everyones got a fuckin problem with me dude and they need to take it up with me after the show because
Chorus: these chicks dont even know the name of my band but theyre all on me like they wanna hold hands cus once i blow they know that ill be the man all because im the lead singer of my band
Eminem: so i get of stage right and drop the mic walk up to the hot chicks and im like ´sup ladies my names slim shady im the lead singer of d12 baby, there all like ´ oh my god its him becky oh my fuckin got its eminem i sward to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock please marshall please let me suck your cock´ and by now the rest of the fellas get jealous especially when i drop the beat and do my acapellas all the chicks start yellin all the hot babes throw their bras and their shirts n panties on stage so like every single night they pick a fight its kinda like sibling rivalry cus theyre back on stage the next night with me dude i just think youre trynna steal the light from me yesterday kuniva tried to pull a knife on me cause i told jessica albas my wife to be this rockstar shit its the life for me and all the other guys just
Despise me because,
my band x9,
swift: you just wanna see a nigga backwards dont you, hey dad how come we dont rap off protools, smash there vocals and do a performance but we in the van n he in a tour bus you dont want my autograph yous a liar and no im swift ( oh i thought you was kuniva) what the hell is wrong with the dressin room cus my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal see i know how to rap its simple but all i did was read a russell simmons book so im more intact trynna get on the map doin jumpin jacks whillin get whipped on my back,
Kuniva and kon artist: look at em little punk ass thinkin the shit, yeah i know man find himself takin on a flick, hey i thought we had a interview with dj clue, (no i had a interview not you two) you gonna be late for sound check, man i aint goin to sound check, but our mics are screwed up and he always sounds best you know what man ima say summin hey yo ( you got summin to say) man no, i thought you bout to tell him off whats up man, ima tell him when i feel like it man shut up and you aint even back me up when we sposed to be crew, when i was bout talk right after you, i swear
proof: they say the lead singers rock but the does not once we sold out arenas to the amusement park im gonna let the world know proof is hot i should but his mic of when the music starts ready to snap on a dumbass fan everytime i hear (hey dude i love your band) we aint a bitch we dont play instruments so why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent and there guys can find every code , bitch carry your own aint make it to the stage sercurity in my way, wheres obie n dre,
Bizarre: dammit im sick of this group time for me to go solo and make some loop i told you i made the beats and wrote all the raps till kon artist slipped me some crack lose yourself video i was in the back superman video i was in the back fuck the media i got sum suggestions fuck marshall ask us some questions like who are d12 how we get started (what bout eminem) bitch are you retarded any way im the popularist guy in the group big ass stomach, bitches think im cute 50 told me to do situps to get buff i did two and a half and then i couldnt get up, fuck d12 im outta this band im gonna start a group with the real roxanne,
eminem: girl why cant you see your the only one for me and i just tears my ass apart to know that you dont know my band,
outro: the hottest boy band in the world d12!
Eminem: im the lead singer of my band, i get all the girls to take off their underpants and the singer of my band, my salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance my salsa look out for my next single its called my salsa.... My salsa salsa salsa salsa. My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance and take off their underpants my salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and take off there underpants my salsa.

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