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**A recipe for disaster**

There was this man who couldn´t resist eating Caraway seeds, the only thing about them was that they made him fart somthing cronic.
Well one day this man found the woman of his dreams at a nightclub, she was very good looking and came from a rich family, the next day he was invited to their house to meet the family and have tea.
It all went well until the cake was brought round, which sure enough was a caraway seed cake. th eman tried hard to resist but he couldn´t, so he asked for a very small piece which he quickly consumed.
sure enough, to his embarrassment, seconds later he let out a loud fart. the young lady´s father looked around the room then lifted the table cloth, the man saw his dog under the table and shouted ´ROVER GET OUT!!!´
well the man decided that he could tuck into this caraway seed cake as everyone would think it was the dog farting, so he had a hugh piece of cake and sure enough he let a colossal fart which made the shake, ´ROVER GET OUT,´ but the dog stayed under the table.
The man was ecstatic by now so he finished off the cake, He then let out a truly monstrous fart, the girls father almost in a fit of rage lifted up the cloth and shouted to his dog,´GET OUT BEFORE HE SHITS ALL OVER YOU!!!´

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