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**Stupid people**

These are some true statements made by people on insurance claims,
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coming home i drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree i never had
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The other carcollided with mine without giving warning of its intentions
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i thought my window was down until i put my head through it
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i collided with a stationary wagon coming the other way
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a truck backed through my windscheild into my wifes face
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a pedestrian hit me and went under my car
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the guy was all over the road, i had to swerve several times before i hit him
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i pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law and headded over the embankment
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in an attempt to kill a fly i drove into a telephone pole
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i had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home, as i reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my view and i did not see the other car
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i had been driving for 40 years when i fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident
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i was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident
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as i approached the intersection a sign appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before, i was unable to stop the car in time to avoid the accident
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to avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front i struck the pedestrian
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my car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle
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an invisible car came out of nowherem struck my car and vanished
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i told the police i was not injured, but on removing my helmet i found that i had fractured my skull
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i saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car
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the indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth
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i was thrown from my car as it left the road, i was later found in a ditch by some cows
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well thats the lot i hope you enjoyed these as much as i did


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