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Thabo and Jacob

President Thabo Mbeki visits the Queen. He aske her :"Your masjesty, England is such a wealthy country . How do you it?" The Queen answered :"I always suround myself with intelligent people". Thabo: "But how do you know if they are intelligent". Queen:" Oh, I just ask them a quick riddle". The Queen then called Tony Blair to her office. Queen:" Tony, your mama has a child and its not your brothers or sisters, who is it?" Tony:" Its me your highness". The next week Mbeki went back to South Africa. He then asked Jacob Zuma the riddle. "your mother has a child, not your sisters, not your brothers, how is it?". Jacob looked confused. He didn't know. He asked everyone he knows but no one could help him. At the V&A waterfront ,he walked pass Mark Lottering. Mark could luckily give him the correct answer: "it is me", he answered. Zuma went back to Mbeki and told him :" I know the answer, it is Mark Lottering!". Mbeki frowned: "no your IDIOT! It is Tony Blair!"

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