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[G] Eminem as Susan (the girl)
[D] Eminem as Dave
[J] Eminem as John
[R] Eminem as Ron

Chorus: repeat 2X {Eminem singing}

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it´s my fault my fault

I went to John´s rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
with first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan -- an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usin
who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?)
Told me she was goin back into usin again (Nah!)
I said, ´Wait, first try this hallucinogen
It´s better than heroin, Henn, the booze or the gin
C´mere, let´s go in here´ *knocks on the door*
´Who´s in the den?´
[R] ´It´s me and Kelly!´
´My bad, (sorry) let´s try another room´
[G] I don´t trust you!
´Shut up slut! Chew up this mushroom
This´ll help you get in touch with your roots
We´ll get barefoot, buttnaked, and run in the woods
[G] Oh hell, I might as well try em, this party is so drab
´Oh dag!!´
[G] What?
´I ain´t mean for you to eat the whole bag!´
[G] Huh?!

Chorus: 1st repeat Em says ´I´m sorry!´ at the end
2nd repeat same as original Chorus

´Yo Sue!´
[G] Get away from me, I don´t know you
Oh shoot, she´s tripping..
[G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)
I wasn´t tryin to turn this into somethin major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature
Susan, stop cryin, I don´t hate ya
The world´s not against you, I´m sorry your father raped you
So what you had your little coochie in your dad´s mouth?
That ain´t no reason to start wiggin and spaz out
She said,
[G] Help me I think I´m havin a seisure!
I said, ´I´m high too bitch, quit grabbin my t-shirt´ (Let go!)
´Would you calm down you´re startin to scare me´
She said,
[G] I´m twenty-six years old and I´m not married
I don´t even have any kids and I can´t cook
(Hello!) I´m over here Sue, (hi) you´re talkin to the plant, look!
We need to get to a hospital ´fore it´s too late
Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate

Chorus: 1st repeat Em says ´Whoops!´ after first line
and ´It was an accident!´ at the end
2nd repeat same as original Chorus

Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful
[G] Leave me alone dad, I´m sick of gettin my hair pulled
I´m not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue
Want some gum? Put down the scissors, ´fore you do somethin dumb
I´ll be right back just chill baby please?
I gotta go find Dave he´s the one who gave me these
´John, where´s Dave at before I bash you?´
[J] He´s in the bathroom; I think he´s takin a crap dude!
´Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
There´s a girl upstairs talkin to plants
choppin her hair off, and there´s only two days left
of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?´
[D] Well it depends on how may you had
´I took three, she ate the other twenty-two caps
Now she´s upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, drinkin Lysol´
[D] She´s gonna die dude
´I know and it´s my fault!´
[D] My god!!!

Chorus: 1st repeat Em says ´I´m sorry!´ after second line
and ´What do I do?´ at the end
2nd repeat same as original Chorus

My God, I´m so sorry!
I´m so sorry! Susan please wake up!
Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?!
You´re not dead!! You´re NOT dead!
I know you´re not dead! Oh my God!
Susan wake up! Oh God...

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